I'm I normal

[Taegul]

All this anal fingering is fine but you newbies out there reading this need to remember something very important - use your other hand/finger to pick your nose. Never go ass to nose or everything will smell like shit the rest of the day. I'm fairly certain Confucius said that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This is what I like about Lit. Everyone is so friendly and giving.

Ohhh what do we have here? A free hand!

I'm a champion of equal opportunity kinky fuckery.

Save a horse, ride a champion!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ohhh what do we have here? A free hand!

Or a free butthole. Is there such a thing as a fingering daisy chain? Should there be?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Or a free butthole. Is there such a thing as a fingering daisy chain? Should there be?

I can't believe you even asked that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think a nice idea would be like those little paper doll chains. But instead of being connected at the hands, we could all have put fingers in the anus of the lister next to us. Sort of like a team building exercise. For us normal people.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/32/d8/4e32d8417d09a2c39c1bcd8ac0320e84.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can't believe you even asked that.

They say there are no stupid questions. Except for when it comes to fingering anai (that's plural for anuses)

I think a nice idea would be like those little paper doll chains. But instead of being connected at the hands, we could all have put fingers in the anus of the lister next to us. Sort of like a team building exercise. For us normal people.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/32/d8/4e32d8417d09a2c39c1bcd8ac0320e84.jpg

http://prn247.com/files/2015/09/01294.jpg

I agree. Imagine how hot this pic would be if they were paper cut outs.

 

[HotBrand]

... hello.

I'm like the Candyman of Lit. If you say "anal" three times in a row (or ... analy, as the case may be), I am summoned by powers beyond your ken.

I think I might be a freak but I want it so much I'm fingering my anal while my cousin is trying to sleep 5 foot away

I'm fingering my anal while my cousin is trying to sleep 5 foot away

trying to sleep

What does this mean?

Is your cousin shimmying away from you to make sure he's exactly five foot away so he can sleep? Is this an OCD thing?

Or is your cousin five foot away and trying to sleep but he's so shocked by your "fingering my anal" and just can't snooze? Are you making THAT MUCH NOISE? Is he that traumatised?

Does this cousin live with you or have you waited for him to stay over before "fingering [your] anal"?

Which direction is five foot away? Is he on a bunk bed with you? Is there a wall dividing you? Are there actually several people lying between you in sleeping bags? This story is missing crucial details.

Prepare for the Judgement of HotBrand:

C+.

Imaginative work with a creative use of language and a rigorous bending of the rules of grammar. Derivative of the earlier works of DADDYLOVER3 (God rest his soul). Must try harder.

 

[Lord Pmann]

... hello.

I'm like the Candyman of Lit. If you say "anal" three times in a row (or ... analy, as the case may be), I am summoned by powers beyond your ken.







What does this mean?

Is your cousin shimmying away from you to make sure he's exactly five foot away so he can sleep? Is this an OCD thing?

Or is your cousin five foot away and trying to sleep but he's so shocked by your "fingering my anal" and just can't snooze? Are you making THAT MUCH NOISE? Is he that traumatised?

Does this cousin live with you or have you waited for him to stay over before "fingering [your] anal"?

Which direction is five foot away? Is he on a bunk bed with you? Is there a wall dividing you? Are there actually several people lying between you in sleeping bags? This story is missing crucial details.

Prepare for the Judgement of HotBrand:

C+.

Imaginative work with a creative use of language and a rigorous bending of the rules of grammar. Derivative of the earlier works of DADDYLOVER3 (God rest his soul). Must try harder.

I do wonder if he's fingering his anal in front of a male or female cousin.

 

[alwaysaway]

I do wonder if he's fingering his anal in front of a male or female cousin.

What gender was the cousin you did it in front of?

 

[Trekka]

Oh hell.

Have we discussed lube yet?

 

[Taegul]

Oh hell.

Have we discussed lube yet?

Oh come on, it's just a finger. We're not trying to fit our whole fist up there.

Yet.

 

[Trekka]

Oh come on, it's just a finger. We're not trying to fit our whole fist up there.

Yet.

Which finger?

 

[Taegul]

Which finger?

The one that smells like my cooking.

 

[blade_rocknut]

What gender was the cousin you did it in front of?

Well played, AA.

 

[HotBrand]

I think I might be a freak but I want it so much I'm fingering my anal while my cousin is trying to sleep 5 foot away, I wonder if he knows anything and likes it kinky to.... see sick mind lol

Please let me know that there is others who like this

Sorry, but I didn't assume the gender on this one. He totes said "he".

 

[Lord Pmann]

What gender was the cousin you did it in front of?

How small-minded of you to presume that my cousin subscribes to a binary gender construct designed my the patriarchy to keep us down. Bigot.

 

[Miles Long]

This thread contained a LOT more anal fingering talk than I anticipated.




I approve.

 

[Taegul]

How small-minded of you to presume that my cousin subscribes to a binary gender construct designed my the patriarchy to keep us down. Bigot.

To quote Taggart from Blazing Saddles - "You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

 

[alwaysaway]

To quote Taggart from Blazing Saddles - "You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

That’s what his cousin said too!

 

[blade_rocknut]

How small-minded of you to presume that my cousin subscribes to a binary gender construct designed my the patriarchy to keep us down. Bigot.

To be fair, she set no binary parameters...away with thine prepackaged outrage!

 

[Misshotndeep]

To quote Taggart from Blazing Saddles - "You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

That shit right there is hilarious!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is your cousin shimmying away from you to make sure he's exactly five foot away so he can sleep? Is this an OCD thing?

Or is your cousin five foot away and trying to sleep but he's so shocked by your "fingering my anal" and just can't snooze? Are you making THAT MUCH NOISE? Is he that traumatised?

I figure his cousin has a restraining order, but the Judge would only grant him 5 "foot". We shouldn't judge, he may be from a poor country where they can only afford short distant restraining orders and they don't even have feet, just foots.

I do wonder if he's fingering his anal in front of a male or female cousin.

"I'm fingering my anal while my cousin is trying to sleep 5 foot away, I wonder if he knows anything and likes it kinky to.... see sick mind lol"

Dude, it's a Dude, Dude. Which, honestly, somehow makes it seem less creepy. Fingering your anal in front of your sleeping female cousin just seems wrong. But doing it in front of your male cousin is kind of on him for having the poor judgement to fall asleep in front of you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m also seriously considering learning to play the guitar so I can start a band called “Fingering My Anal”.

Or maybe that should be the title of our main song?

Either way, “Fingering My Anal” needs to become a household term.

 

[The_gladiator]

I’m laughing so hard at this thread I can’t continue fingering my anal.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ah, the sweet, innocent year of 2020.
When we had no other worries than fingering our anal.