Im horny!

Never know. If you swing the bat enough times you are bound to hit a home run even with your eyes closed, just a matter of having enough determination to keep swinging..

Or you're going to get hit in the head so many times you forget how to use a straw properly.
 
"Hot dogs, ladies?" Ignatius asked pleasantly.

There are five people in the world who will get that reference, but those who do, I salute you.
 
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