I'm horny... no batteries, no man or woman in my air space..

[T.H. Oughts]

What am I to do????????

 

[Meltzer]

good lord. i wish i lived in new zealand. fingers always work if all else fails.

 

[Never]

Fingers.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

fingers always work if all else fails.

But I want a new way of getting off.....

 

[Meltzer]

Yes fingers.

 

[Meltzer]

necessity is the mother of invention. hope you can come up with something!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I just check out a few kitchen utencils but the handles are a bit rough these days and I'm all out of ice......

 

[Meltzer]

damn, that's gotta be frustrating.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I just check out a few kitchen utencils but the handles are a bit rough these days and I'm all out of ice......

How about a vibrating shower head, maybe the running water from a bath faucet. Maybe a rechargable electric toothbrush for the vibrations....

Think outside the box...um, think outside the box about what you can do with the box........

 

[T.H. Oughts]

How about a vibrating shower head, maybe the running water from a bath faucet. Maybe a rechargable electric toothbrush for the vibrations....

The shower is to high and attached to the wall. No electric toothbrushes..

Maybe I should head out to the garage and check out the power tools....

 

[Meltzer]

sounds like a possibilty. just be careful, you don't want to loose any appendages. you may need them if you can't find anything else.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

sounds like a possibilty. just be careful, you don't want to loose any appendages. you may need them if you can't find anything else.

Being plugged into the mains dosn't do much for me either.

 

[Meltzer]

could ya just use the vibrator without batteries. maybe you could take other batteries that work out of another appliance.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

could ya just use the vibrator without batteries. maybe you could take other batteries that work out of another appliance.

A vibrater without batteries is just a lenght of plastic.

I've checked the torches etc and all take other sizes.... somehow I think it's the trusty fingers again....

 

[Meltzer]

sorry, well hope you have a good time anyway.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Hey, PC, get your spelling buddy ass in here!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey, PC, get your spelling buddy ass in here!

Spelling like love making positions... variety is the spice of life.....

 

[Meltzer]

oh god no. keep spelling buddies away, they're creepy and at times annoying.

 

[Weird Harold]

Maybe I should head out to the garage and check out the power tools....

There's always the spin cycle on the washing machine -- a small load that's slightly off-balance would work wonders, I should think.

While you're in the garage check for an "orbital sander" -- with the sandapaper removed, the rubber under padding makes a very good vibrator for stiff shoulders and lower back pain. Replacing the sandpaper with something smooth -- plastic wrap -- would make it less coarse for mor sensitive areas.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I'm still waiting for the Dumb Post Buddy

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I just want to know when you girls are going to stop messing around with the battery operated toys and invest in some good plug in models.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

There's always the spin cycle on the washing machine -- While you're in the garage check for an "orbital sander"

Those two had crossed my mind but the noise would wake up the kids....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Suggest you sit on a manual typewriter and hit the carriage return key

lmao.. now that's one I have not tried.

Ruby I was waiting for you to mention the Sybrian.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Suggest you sit on a manual typewriter and hit the carriage return key

The typewriter was a marvel of enginering - good to see you girls can see another use.

Unfortunately, the design specs for it did not include a hollow tube for guys