Im horny hubby asleep...grr

[poetrylady4u]

Ok, I'm so horny tonight and my husband is exhausted. He is sleeping and I've tried the normal waking him up, blow job, etc and nothing..any suggestions. My vibrator's batteries are dead so im desperate..need to start buying those things in bulk!

 

[bulld]

Wake up call!!

My wife always uses ice.....not on me on her hands then she grabs my balls. Wakes me up every time!

 

[brazenblaze]

Boy, do I understand. My husband has been out of town for 4 months, if something doesn't give soon, I feel sorry for the UPS man that rings my doorbell.

 

[whatsinaname]

Nice to see that I'm not the only virgin up Cheers to my fellow men and women

 

[brazenblaze]

Bad night...No sleep in sight. Where else can you go at this time of night and still find a "few" sane people?

 

[Alyrahh]

What?!

Are you insinuating that we literoticans are sane? *gasp* How dare you? I'm completely and thoroughly insulted!

Welcome to the boards, guys.

 

[Skibum]

He is sleeping and I've tried the normal waking him up, blow job, etc and nothing..any suggestions.

If that didn't wake him he must REALLY need his sleep!