I'm here......500

Expertise

Omniscient, Omnipotent and Occasionally Charming
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500 posts....time to reflect a little.

When I first started visiting this board I was alternately in absolute awe/thinking get out of the house more, of the people who had over 500 posts.

In a very short time I realized why people were drawn to this board and why they stayed and posted so much. In fact I joined them. It is a fantastic place with far more than its share of intelligent, insightful, intiguing and irreverent posters.

This place has provided me with a place to laugh and vent and express ideas. Something that very few other places provide and for that I would like to thank Manu and Laurel.

For those who have laughed and kidded and blustered and argued with me, I thank you all. Positive or negative you provided me with a much needed outlet.

There are a few people I would like to thank personally.

Bushido: Thanks for listening

Isabella: Thanks for making me laugh and getting the dumb ass regional humor.

Jeff: Thanks for being a second "little brother" to look out for.

Jade: Thanks for being flattered and making me feel at least a little special.

Symply Southern: Thanks for allowing and condoning my blatant flirtations.

April: Thanks for being an allie(sp) and a friend and for letting me massage you;)

Lasher: Thanks for always being intelligently entertaining.

Flagg: Thanks for pissing me off, making me laugh my ass off, and not getting too upset about the "Deborah suggestions".

Dixon: Thanks for making me excercise my brain with something other than work.

Xander: Thanks for nothing with Shania....you miserable prick.;)

It is not false modesty when I say that I very humbly take on the Guru title. I am sure I will never be a Dixon or a Lasher (before they were elevated even higher)or many of the others who have preceded me. But I hope that at least some of you have enjoyed my posts and I will do my best to be worthy of my new status.

Now Jade.....about those pants.
 
Congratulations Expertise, I only hope I can be half as entertaining as you were getting here.

Carl.
 
Urgent Telegram

My darling PM Chandler Byng:

I just now received the following telegram from the Queen of England:

PM Byng STOP On behalf of all the Commonwealth Countries of the world, please accept our heartfelt congratulations on this most prestigious Guru honour. STOP I have instructed the tarty Ms. Thorne to cyber-satisfy your every whim and command as our gift to you. STOP We are just now in the process of sculpting the PM Chandler Byng figure for Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum so that all my royal subjects can have the privilege of enjoying your essence as much as I do. STOP Love and kisses, Elizabeth II, Queen of England STOP
 
Dear Minister Thorne

I am not sure that I am even slightly comfortable with the suggestion that "Liz" has enjoyed my "essence".

However, this "cyber satisfying" thing has me "sitting up and taking notice"

Thanks Isabella (licks and flicks too)
 
Now I've seen it all. Expertise hitting 500 without "buckwheating" me. LOL
Congrats you SOB, here's for another 500.
Catch me if you can gentle sir.
 
Congrats!

wooooohoooo!

wow.. i feel all small and stuff *teehee*

What are we gonna do when there are nothing but Guru's running around here? It'll be like Olympus, or something hehe.. if i ever make it to the big one and surpass GURUship i think i may become 'mighty aphrodite' hehe

Congrats again hun, hope to see ya around for a long long time to come
 
Exp~

A mention of my name in your 500 post. I am flattered. *Swoon*. BTW....I thought I was the one doing the shameless flirting and you were the one condoning it. Live and learn. Here's to 500 more!
(and lots more flirting of course;))
 
Expertise said:
500 posts....time to reflect a little.


Jade: Thanks for being flattered and making me feel at least a little special.


But I hope that at least some of you have enjoyed my posts and I will do my best to be worthy of my new status.

Now Jade.....about those pants.


Expertise,

I for one have ALWAYS enjoyed your posts and can't wait to reach 1000 before you! LOL

And you have made ME feel special are you kidding?

OH, and your pants are ready, so take off those boxers/briefs and get your ass over here so I can check the fit!
;)
 
Symply I do love it so when you swoon.

Jade believe me it was you who made me feel special, even if you didn't mean to. If you feel special its because you are and you should.
 
Congrats to you .... *Big Hug*

I love reading your posts and hope that the next 500 are as entertaining as theese 500.

Keep up the fun work babe. :)
 
Congrats, Expertise. And thank you for mentioning me. And yes, we are allies and, I hope, friends.

Now about that massage? :D

P.S. See my own thread for massage suggestions. Or maybe it's your thread. I'm really not sure! LOL
 
Expertise said:
Symply I do love it so when you swoon.

Jade believe me it was you who made me feel special, even if you didn't mean to. If you feel special its because you are and you should.



Or b/c you lost your virginity to me and therefore I always have a place in your heart.. that too right?
BTW: love the way you look in your guru pants!
 
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