I'm having a day

[KillerMuffin]

I feel like being dominated. I'm not so much of a HappyKillerMuffin so much as a KinkyKillerMuffin. After a bit I suppose I'll wonder why that is. Perhaps not, I'm writing.

Anyone else feel like being dominated? Aside from the Usual Suspects?

 

[Problem Child]

Get outside and wash my truck. And this time wear the Daisy Duke shorts and remember to accidentally get your t-shirt soaked and I really don't give a shit if it's 35F outside!

Was that ok?

 

[weathered2]

(Edit- yet again, I'm the only one amused by my twisted sense of humor. You'd think I would catch on eventually. KM, I actually want to be YOUR slave. Having trouble picturing it the other way. Happy hunting.)

 

[Mike Hammer]

Yeah, throw another log on the fire and cook me up some bacon and some beans while you're at it too.

 

[lovetoread]

I do,but not in the ways suggested above.

I am in more of a bedroom-type submissive mood today.

 

[Problem Child]

Go out to the car and jack it up and change the tire, sew my socks and mend my old blue jeans.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Then come sit here at my feet cause I like it when your sweet.

 

[cymbidia]

The "usual suspects" can't play?
But this is OUR GAME!
~sulkwhine~



I think i'm in a bitchy, take-no-prisoners mood today.
Anyone want to help me out?
NO! That's not the same as feeling Dommeish!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um. That's the best you guys can do?

I'm KINKYMuffin not YOURFRIGGINMAIDMuffin.

I give up. cym, you'll have to be my dominant male today.

 

[Problem Child]

Stop scrimping on the bleach, muffie. I can still see the racing stripes in my underwear.

 

[lavender]

 

[cymbidia]

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong, Muffy!
I'm not Dom.
I'm not a male.
As well you know.

Plus i do *not* trust you stay sub and not teaar off your restraints and pound my pretend-Domme ass into tomorrow for indignities-inflicted.

But then again... i do have a really cool black leather strap-on harness (you, too, can have one: www.stockroom.com) complete with a variety of dildos... one for every, uh, place that needs filling.

Decisions, decisions... and temptations...

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smiles benevolently at PC adds more bleach to the laundry and fixes him a batch of Ex-Lax chip cookies*

Sorry, PC.

*Swaps out PCs old tapes, CDs, DVDs, Videos, screensavers, and monitor wallpaper with improved ones featuring an added subliminal message: "I want to fuck another man with Muffie" *

I'll take care of it right away, PC.

*Smiles brightly*

 

[cellis]

Oh... I like this sub game... I want to play, too!!!

(I don't do floors or windows and I don't dust...)

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Killermuffin, I hate to tell you this, but your never-ending attempt to get me to engage in gay sex may be the most doomed plan since the Taliban's "Come out and fight like men, you American infidel's" theory on warfare.

 

[cellis]

Killermuffin, I hate to tell you this, but your never-ending attempt to get me to engage in gay sex may be the most doomed plan since the Taliban's "Come out and fight like men, you American infidel's" theory on warfare.

ROFLMAO... even the cats are looking at me funny!!!

 

[Mike Hammer]

What the fuck do you expect muffie, it's kinda hard to dominate someone that's packing heat.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll get you one of these days, PC. See if I don't.

Forget it Mike, the local penis bearing mammals have blown it. lavy is my new Dom today. As a plus she's got cym for an apprentice. She's a "male" because she's wearing the strap-on. If she's good, she can get tied up and enjoy a long accupuncture session. cym, not lavy. lavy will get to regale Mr. Lavendars #1-999 with tales of sublime female sex.

 

[TigerClaw]

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