I'm going Off On A Rant Here... Dating Sites-Females

[FGB]

Now I realize that with Newbies to any kind of Web site that when you post pictures and interact with people mistakes are going to be made BUT…
I had a lady… No, scratch that a woman ask me if I was really five foot five inches tall. WTF? Why would I lie about that?

Female | 5' 10" | Last Activity: Today
I'm looking for a serious relationship or a friendship.

Now keep in mind SHE emailed me! I didn’t even know she existed!
“Are you really only 5' 5"?” And here is what she is looking for.
About the one I'm looking for...

I'm attracted to tall men. Sense of humor is a must.

Hell! Good luck with that! Surprisingly she is divorced!
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And while I’m here and ranting what the hell is with the pictures? Now I really do like guessing games but Damn woman which person is you? And I am looking for a woman to date…Not your dog, horse or grand-kid.

Then there are the ones who contact you and build up an online relationship, decide it’s time to meet and vanish! WTF?

My favorite is the one who decided to come clean instead of meeting up with me on weekend… seems she has a couple of problems she forgot to mention and us getting together would NOT be a good ideal.

Like her being a recovering alcohol and cocaine addict…Oh, I forgot the porn addiction not watching in…participating in! Had it so bad she went to Las Vegas to the porn convention & awards to worship her heroes! Knowing that little tidbit would have saved me time and trouble!

And the list goes on.

 

[digitalia]

Thankx for sharing, Oti!

 

[FGB]

Seriously sometimes profiles are like reading the comics...never sure what some of them are about or even if they are supposed to be humorous or sarcastic.

 

[Lancecastor]

why not just visit some different churches and find a woman there?.... You're a churchgoer, right?

 

[hashtag45]

Looking for a serious relationship on a porn site seems like a darn good idea!

 

[Debbie]

Looking for a serious relationship on a porn site seems like a darn good idea!

There are quite a few 'lit gb' couples who found each other here.

 

[hashtag45]

There are quite a few 'lit gb' couples who found each other here.

You're right, and they look like the real deal.
Excellent examples of "exceptions to the rule".

 

[BotanyBoy]

And the list goes on.

Why not just blow these hassles off and move on till you find your perfect hyper religious prude?

Yea...look at a church.

 

[Lancecastor]

There are quite a few 'lit gb' couples who found each other here.

Not that many when you consider the membership numbers.

 

[Debbie]

Not that many when you consider the membership numbers.

It would be interesting to see how many there are.

Some of them aren't public knowledge.

It doesn't count if any of the freaks (you know I love you all but some of you are just nuts) are in a committed relationship to their hand.

 

[Pashenry]

Chaff lots of Chaff

You can find true love on a dating site.

I have been with the same person for five years. That being said it took three years.

I wouldn't rest my hat on just dating sites.

One place that worked well was a site called Meetup.com a social networking site. Hiking club, Book club, and ect. I did a French Meet Up club in my area. That worked well. Also look up Contra dancing.

 

[Noor]

I have met some neat people off plenty of fish, but no one I was into dating. I still know them and we have met, but they were 100% real. I knew exactly who they were before meeting them.

I used to write profiles for my friends to help weed out the bad ones. How you write your profile helps pre select who will respond.

If I were you I might write, I am 5.5 so I would prefer a tall woman or one who knows how to use a step stool since my cabinets go clear up to the ceiling

 

[Noor]

You can find true love anywhere, sometimes it is already starting you in the face. Start telling everyone that you are looking and what you are looking for, your stylist, your head hunter, your mechanic, us on Lit... Someone you know may know the perfect person but didn't know you were looking for them. I have seen it happen.

 

[richard_daily]

Ah, the irony of a guy on a porn board claiming moral superiority to a woman who attends a porn convention.

 

[Que]

You can find true love anywhere, sometimes it is already starting you in the face. Start telling everyone that you are looking and what you are looking for, your stylist, your head hunter, your mechanic, us on Lit... Someone you know may know the perfect person but didn't know you were looking for them. I have seen it happen.

Or he could simply rent. Far cheaper and less stressful than yet another romance, marriage and divorce.

 

[richard_daily]

Or he could simply rent. Far cheaper and less stressful than yet another romance, marriage and divorce.

The fact that you feel that divorce is the inevitable outcome of romance speaks volumes.

 

[Que]

The fact that you feel that divorce is the inevitable outcome of romance speaks volumes.

The OP believes marriage is the proper venue for fucking. The OP has therefore married (as far as I know) the majority of the women he has fucked. He divorced them all. I was providing helpful advice for the OP. If it also fits your modus operendi, great. If not, it wouldn"t.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is an arena of the internet in which I have no experience..



In this culture though, being 5'5" must be tough for a dude. It sure made LT hate women...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

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I'm married to the same woman 43 years. No one here will believe it but its true. 42 years ago I told her to go anytime she thought she could do better than me, and we separated for a while 20 years ago.

Bottom line, I come with lotsa dings and scratches and stains but what she wanted was the MARLBORO MAN, and I am he. I had horses when we met. Rhinestone cowboys aint MARLBORO MEN.

Women talk shit, ignore it. Every last one of them wants the same thing: Security, prosperity, something to hope for, and a fat belly. They talk shit to hide their real interests. So post the make of car you own, your income and bank balance, the job you work, and who you live with. Given a choice between her bed and a stroll on the beach she'll pick her bed.

 

[Lancecastor]

The OP never came back to this thread.

Hey Hashtag....who do you blame?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here​

 

[Lancecastor]

He could describe himself as being taller than Tom Cruise....

 

[hashtag45]

The OP never came back to this thread.

Hey Hashtag....who do you blame?

I'm not blaming anyone…
Just surprised that none of you clowns asked the OP to show their titties to you.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm not blaming anyone…
Just surprised that none of you clowns asked the OP to show their titties to you.

We all saw them years ago.

 

[pointless]

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we need the music.