I'm getting old

rgraham666

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One of my local newspapers is called The Sun. Loosely based on the English Sun.

Don't read it much. It isn't worth the 75¢ you have to pay and I don't make a point of looking for free copies.

Like the English Sun, the local Sun has a Page 3 girl, although due to political correctness it's been moved to page 3 counting from the back. :rolleyes:

Here is today's Sunshine Girl.

All I could think on seeing her is, "What a boring woman."

Sigh. I'm old.
 
rgraham666 said:
One of my local newspapers is called The Sun. Loosely based on the English Sun.

Don't read it much. It isn't worth the 75¢ you have to pay and I don't make a point of looking for free copies.

Like the English Sun, the local Sun has a Page 3 girl, although due to political correctness it's been moved to page 3 counting from the back. :rolleyes:

Here is today's Sunshine Girl.

All I could think on seeing her is, "What a boring woman."

Sigh. I'm old.


Didn't do much for me either, if that's any comfort

*HUGS*
 
rgraham666 said:
One of my local newspapers is called The Sun. Loosely based on the English Sun.

Don't read it much. It isn't worth the 75¢ you have to pay and I don't make a point of looking for free copies.

Like the English Sun, the local Sun has a Page 3 girl, although due to political correctness it's been moved to page 3 counting from the back. :rolleyes:

Here is today's Sunshine Girl.

All I could think on seeing her is, "What a boring woman."

Sigh. I'm old.

I couldn't agree more, Rob. Boring indeed. No sign of any character or personality, just those physical accruetements that certain parts of society insists are attractice.

Not to me. Not in the slightest. Give me a real woman, any time. Come to think of it, I got me one. Knocks those brainless clothes horses into a cocked hat.

You ain't old. You're discerning and have better taste. Thank goddess.

:kiss:
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Didn't do much for me either, if that's any comfort

*HUGS*

Thanks. My plan worked!

I should have put some smileys in there. I'm mostly joking. :D
 
She needs to be bitch-slapped to remove her brainless smile.

I mean - you do have obvious taste, Rob.

And she is merely taste-less.

:kiss:
 
i was more excited by the dell computer ad right next to her.
youre not old, love, just a realist.
:kiss:
 
I can't say much for the little-girl pose or the stripper hair, but confess it - that body, poised with a bow in hand under the moonlight, would make a damned fine Artemis. Well worth Acteon's fate, I should say - if only one could find a fierce, wild hauteur in her features instead of that vapid sycophancy.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
I can't say much for the little-girl pose or the stripper hair, but confess it - that body, poised with a bow in hand under the moonlight, would make a damned fine Artemis. Well worth Acteon's fate, I should say - if only one could find a fierce, wild hauteur in her features instead of that vapid sycophancy.

Shanglan
yes.
i have to say i was a little irritated to see that they used my body image but then did a photoshop job on my face. *sigh*
what can you do, i ask ya?
 
vella_ms said:
yes.
i have to say i was a little irritated to see that they used my body image but then did a photoshop job on my face. *sigh*
what can you do, i ask ya?

Keep posting your AV's, which I think the finest on the site? I always love them. You have the most wonderful, laughing, expressive eyes. :rose:

Shanglan
 
Isn't this shallow in the opposite way?

What if she's just not ashamed of being pretty and is making money as a pinup girl?

What if she has a brain under there?

What if nobody talks to her like she's intelligent because she's pretty?

It has been known to happen and it's reverse discrimination.

Not nice.
 
rgraham666 said:
One of my local newspapers is called The Sun. Loosely based on the English Sun.

Don't read it much. It isn't worth the 75¢ you have to pay and I don't make a point of looking for free copies.

Like the English Sun, the local Sun has a Page 3 girl, although due to political correctness it's been moved to page 3 counting from the back. :rolleyes:

Here is today's Sunshine Girl.

All I could think on seeing her is, "What a boring woman."

Sigh. I'm old.


Not old Rob
You have taste... and you have passed the drunken frat boy me man you woman only skinny big titted girls apply phase....

Now... if you could get some of the rest of the men and boys to follow in your footsteps you would be a 'god'

:kiss:
 
BlackShanglan said:
I can't say much for the little-girl pose or the stripper hair, but confess it - that body, poised with a bow in hand under the moonlight, would make a damned fine Artemis. Well worth Acteon's fate, I should say - if only one could find a fierce, wild hauteur in her features instead of that vapid sycophancy.

Shanglan


I see... someone reads Kenyon
 
BlackShanglan said:
I can't say much for the little-girl pose or the stripper hair, but confess it - that body, poised with a bow in hand under the moonlight, would make a damned fine Artemis. Well worth Acteon's fate, I should say - if only one could find a fierce, wild hauteur in her features instead of that vapid sycophancy.

Shanglan

Artemis had fake boobs too?

:eek:
 
BlackShanglan said:
Do I? I blush to admit it, but I don't think I do ... :eek:


Sherrilyn Kenyon...
she is a romance author however deals with super/sci fi themes....
I would definitely recommend her even if your not a fan of romance
 
rgraham666 said:
Like the English Sun, the local Sun has a Page 3 girl, although due to political correctness it's been moved to page 3 counting from the back. :rolleyes:

Here is today's Sunshine Girl.

All I could think on seeing her is, "What a boring woman."

Sigh. I'm old.

I don't necessarily agree with your conclusion. The girl I saw was definitely below par and WAY over dressed. You might check out the REAL Sun and their Page 3 girl.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Keep posting your AV's, which I think the finest on the site? I always love them. You have the most wonderful, laughing, expressive eyes. :rose:

Shanglan


I heartily second that :)
 
Recidiva said:
Isn't this shallow in the opposite way?

What if she's just not ashamed of being pretty and is making money as a pinup girl?

What if she has a brain under there?

What if nobody talks to her like she's intelligent because she's pretty?

It has been known to happen and it's reverse discrimination.

Not nice.

I beg to differ. I used to read the Sun, my version for many years. I have a fair number of their women taped to my wall above my computer.

Although the last one is from six years ago. Not even a girl, a woman of thirty eight and not a 'skinny stick figure with poofy lips' to use one of my favourite lines from one of my favourite movies. According to her byline, she runs a computer centre for a bank.

She does show personality and intelligence in her photo, as well as a very considerable beauty by my standards.

Shrugs. Don't think I'm being a bigot. But I could be wrong.

Still the young lady in the link I posted does nothing for me at all.
 
She's Temporarily Attractive. There are people who are attractive because they have okay features and are young -- but they'll not age well.

I think you're at an age where you can see that, and where you expect an exciting sexual partner to be more than "Hot Right Now."
 
I'd file her under the category Trying Too Damn Hard.

Recidiva said:
What if she has a brain under there?
<shrug> I'll talk to her. But if this ("Tyson Marie loves Las Vegas but hates cheap guys. Her goal in life is simple -- she's going to be a millionaire.") is a sample of her personality, she's not making a good first impression.
 
oggbashan said:
Here is page 3 from the UK Sun:

Page 3

Useful for research.

(Ahem)

Og


Her I find attractive.

If anyone is interested in why (I'm sure most arent) the answer is her eyes.

there is a vacant quality to the one Rob posted's eyes. Vapid I guess.

The one OG's posted looks like there is more there than beauty and more to her than you can see, even though you can see it all.
 
Liar said:
I'd file her under the category Trying Too Damn Hard.
I agree... actually, it's more the photographers fault.... she has her shoulders pulled way to far back trying to display the ad on her shirt.... in a more natural pose, she might just make something work....

As for whether she has brains or not.... i'll worry about that if we ever actually meet... pictures don't really need brains, just artistic talent.....

Nope Rob, you're fine.... age has nothing to do with being old....
 
rgraham666 said:
Sigh. I'm old.
But do you wear your trousers rolled?

Og, many thanks for the UK Sun link. She looks much, much more, uh, intellectual.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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