i'm fucking hungry

[Bert Notorius]

but i don't feel like eating.

 

[blobfish]

I prefer to fuck full, but not too full.

 

[Bert Notorius]

when i fuck, i leave it all on the table.


i settled for 2 shots of patron and a grilled ham, egg and cheese....


but it left me unsatisfied.

 

[jomar]

Sometimes I eat before I fuck.

 

[Bert Notorius]

wow...a simultaneous post.

 

[jomar]

Fucking makes me hungry.

Or better maybe,

Fuck, makes me hungry...

I dunno, I'll let the jury decide.

 

[Bert Notorius]

sometimes i'll sneak out of bed after sex and make a sandwich.

it comforts and nourishes me.

 

[Squibbs]

sometimes i'll sneak out of bed after sex and make a sandwich.

it comforts and nourishes me.

You must have a fuck of a lot of sex!

 

[Bert Notorius]

You must have a fuck of a lot of sex!

beats male pattern baldness.