I'm From The Bridge You Mofos!

[Guest]

Yeah, you fucking heard me! I'm from the motherfucking Bridge Messageboards! And all you fucking perverts can go back to wacking off to your so called porn fiction when you realize that you can't get fucking laid! Fuck all of you with your perverted elementry school hormonal writing. I've seen better shit written by pre-schoolers! Fuck, you shit heads can't write fucking shit. Fuck everyone. All you fucking pieces of fucking shit! I can't fucking stand you bitches! You all need fucking help, you sit around and wack off all day and have to buy a new fucking keyboard because all your fucking keys are sticky by the end of the fucking day! Don't try and fucking deny it, you know it's fucking true!

This is The Water!
Yeah, I did this shit to you!

 

[Debbie]

Please refrain from responding to said poster.
Ignorance is bliss.

 

[SweetCherry]

Debs, I'm going to make banana bread. Do you have a good recipe? I can't be bothered to find mine.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Mmmmm ... banana bread ....

 

[Guest]

Fuck you! Stupid fucking piece of fucking shit! You can't ignore shit! And you sure as fucking hell can't write shit! Go back to fucking masturbating because that all you're going to fucking get you fucker!

Or maybe try shoving large objects up your fucking corn hole! Oh shit wait, time to buy a new fucking keyboard because you fucking creamed on it you fucking sick bitch!

 

[Black_Bird]

Anyone want to see the pictures I colored? I got a Jackie Chan Coloring Book, but none of my friends want to color with me.

 

[Debbie]

I have been making muffins, banana ones, mixed fruit and jam alicious. Yummy.

My fav banana bread recipe,
Banana Bread

1/2 c Shortening
1 c Sugar
2 Eggs; beaten
3 Bananas; ripe
1 tsp Baking soda
2 c Flour
1/4 tsp Salt
4 tsp Sour milk (add a smidge of vinegar to milk to make sour milk)
(I use So good milk instead of sour milk)
Cream shortening; add sugar and beat well.
Beat eggs and mash bananas and add them to the above.
Sift flour, salt and baking soda, add alternately with sour milk and beat until smooth.
Bake in a greased pan at 350 degrees for about 1 hour or until it's done. Cool well before slicing.

Makes my nana's rock.

 

[Guest]

Debs, I'm going to make banana bread. Do you have a good recipe? I can't be bothered to find mine.

Come here "Sweet Cherry" I'll make you have to change that name to "Popped Cherry" when I'm done with you! Yeah, you fucking heard me! Don't fucking act like you don't want it!

You know you're foaming at lips between your hips!

You know you want this shit, you can't fucking deny it! Oh yeah, come here, I'll make that cherry feel real good!

 

[Black_Bird]

I have been making muffins, banana ones, mixed fruit and jam alicious. Yummy.

My fav banana bread recipe,
Banana Bread

Makes my nana's rock.

Rock, nanners, rock.

 

[bluespoke]

Nice recipe Debs, this could be a good place to list all favourite recipes.

 

[CarolineOh]

I have been making muffins, banana ones, mixed fruit and jam alicious. Yummy.

My fav banana bread recipe,
Banana Bread

1/2 c Shortening
1 c Sugar
2 Eggs; beaten
3 Bananas; ripe
1 tsp Baking soda
2 c Flour
1/4 tsp Salt
4 tsp Sour milk (add a smidge of vinegar to milk to make sour milk)
(I use So good milk instead of sour milk)
Cream shortening; add sugar and beat well.
Beat eggs and mash bananas and add them to the above.
Sift flour, salt and baking soda, add alternately with sour milk and beat until smooth.
Bake in a greased pan at 350 degrees for about 1 hour or until it's done. Cool well before slicing.

Makes my nana's rock.

Fuck Debbie, that fucking sounds like some fucking good fucking banana fucking bread!

 

[SweetCherry]

Ooh, that sounds good, Debs. Got anything along the lines of apple crisp?

 

[Debbie]

Anyone want to see the pictures I colored? I got a Jackie Chan Coloring Book, but none of my friends want to color with me.

I will colour with you.

I know nana's rule.
Assholes drool.
Laurel is the cat's

 

[Black_Bird]

I will colour with you.

Cool. You can use my crayons, except the "pacific blue" crayon; it's my favorite.

 

[Debbie]

Mmm one of my favourites.

Apple Crumble. Aka Apple crisp.

http://www.newprovidence.demon.co.uk/crumble.htm
Check the link, enjoy the song.

 

[Draco]

Dammit Debs, clean out your spare room, garage or garden shed, I'm moving in.....

 

[sch00lteacher]

Debbie my dear, put the cute little lady back up and get rid of these terrible avatars!

It doesn't have to be a sexy av.

Your soul is just to damn beautiful to place it behind one of these monster avatars.

 

[bluespoke]

Debbie my dear, put the cute little lady back up and get rid of these terrible avatars!

It doesn't have to be a sexy av.

Your soul is just to damn beautiful to place it behind one of these monster avatars.

Yeah teach, yours will do for the monsters!!!

 

[Debbie]

Debbie my dear, put the cute little lady back up and get rid of these terrible avatars!

It doesn't have to be a sexy av.

Your soul is just to damn beautiful to place it behind one of these monster avatars.

LOL I you too.
This is my halloween av.

Draco the spare room outside the house is clean,
ready and waiting if you ever want a break in
sunny Hawkes Bay.

 

[Debbie]

Yeah teach, yours will do for the monsters!!!

His new av makes me grin; cheesy and comical.

 

[Draco]

Draco the spare room outside the house is clean,
ready and waiting if you ever want a break in
sunny Hawkes Bay.

Will possibly be up in NI this xmas, will bear (bare) it in mind....
OUTSIDE the house, bah, this dragon is house-trained. I use a newspaper at your backdoor.....

 

[Guest]

 

[SweetCherry]

Pumpkin bars without nuts and WITH cream cheese frosting. It's heavenly that way.

 

[Draco]

Can someone pass me the black crayon, I'm colouring in a troll...and I'll need the red crayon next.....

 

[Debbie]

Please refrain from colouring said troll he enjoys it.
Instead all you scribbalicious people's could colour me
silly. Now what colour is that?