I'm fahfooh

[fahfooh]

Newbie to this board, which I was told about on my board. Hiya peepz!

I have many sexual hang-ups, not the least of which is masturbating with 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!' (trust me guys, it's good).

I've been looking around, and I think I won't be a 'virgin' long! Love this board

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hi and welcome!!

just some hints!!

1) The board has PMS this week so watch out!!

2)Wizzie whizzes in the pool!!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Welcome but as a chef I feel obligated to tell you that real butter would be better-margarine just ain't the same.

 

[Wizard]

Welcome to the board have fun join us in the party on the next thread over and I don't pee in the pool......come on over.....

 

[Magic Merlin]

Welcome Fafooh! Enjoy here. Have a beer. Join the party and 'shun' anyone that is rude....

Question? What the Hell is a 'Fafooh'?

 

[fahfooh]

Believe me, I know real butter, and know it well...

Real butter 'cakes' up, and you have to refresh the supply every ten minutes

'I Can Believe it's Not Butter' is so damn smooth (have two tubs handy: One for buttering toast, and one for your computer fun; otherwise you'll be picking crumbs out of your palm every five seconds).

Thank you for the welcome... I hope to share many things <weg>

 

[Naked Hunny]

psstttt...

He pees in the pool!!!

 

[Wizard]

DO NOT Do NOT DO NOT....................

 

[fahfooh]

Yeah, but no one ever notices
heh

 

[Cheyenne]

Do TOO. He does. Really.

 

[fahfooh]

I have a pair of goggles... no one else in the pool has goggles, and I take a deep breath and dive...

...and I smile underneath the water, looking at the nylon stretched thin, the kicking legs, the blueish tint that shadows the unreal bodies floating before me...

hmm... then I pee

 

[Wizard]

Becareful , I don't know if you know quite what you are getting into...............Shit that Dam bear is coming............gota go

 

[Guest]

<chasing Wizard through thread>

 

[fahfooh]

Know what? I kinda like being a virgin. It means I have Shelly Pease to look forward to. She took me graciously in the back seat of her friend's car in '80. She stroked my hair and kept her tennis shoes on, and her pants around her ankles in case we got caught, and I remember her tennis shoes rubbing a raw spot in my lily-white ass.

....memories

 

[Wizard]

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[fahfooh]

Wizard? You okay? Can I help fight off the horney chicks?

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok hey fahfooh Wizard doesnt need to worry about us chicks because hes married to Skitten!!

thought you should know before you make an ass out of yourself!!

 

[Wizard]

LMAO......Naked dam now thats funny...............You think I got problems with that bear .....that bear got nothing on these great girls...................

 

[Nicole]

Hi Fafooh *Waving* I'm the little Aussie that goes around wiggling at everyone *Holding out hand*

You mentioned YOUR board ... well tell us about it then. We want to know so that we can go trash ... umm post on it.

Welcome to our humble home, and yes we all seem to have PMS this week but don't worry it won't last too long.

Now Wizard Darling do you need my help on that other thread sweetie, you know I'll join you in your kiddie pool babe

Take care

 

[fahfooh]

I'm sure you'll all get over your "womanly" time, and be quite nice to me

My board is for whoever wants to stop by. No restrictions, no laws. Except for the obvious; which means all women on my board worship my 6 and a half inch penis! It's true. I have half an inch more than God intended for Man.

So anyway. I'm having fun... this is a bad sign... whenever I have fun doing something I tend to repeat it over and over.

I don't really pee in the pool. I pee in my neighbor's leftover chinese food.

 

[Adoratrice]

really darlin' A whole 1/2 inch?? pardon me while I swoon.

Damn...and I was doing so good being nice today. okay do over...Happy haPPY joy JOY....

 

[fahfooh]

Did I say one half inch? I meant to say 'A gob of goo spread across your sneering face' but I slipped up

Actually, I lie about everything. I might be a woman. I might be a midget with scabies. I might be... I might... oh Hell. I'm fahfooh. I have a eight and one half inch penis. *sigh*

 

[Wizard]

<singing> Who are you ......who .who...........Who are you ...who who????????????

 

[Adoratrice]

Nice to meet ya fahfooh. Come on now don't be mad at me you knew I was playin' & besides...I like women shhhh.

 

[fahfooh]

I rarely get mad

I like to get to know people... but I have to admit, this is one busy fuckin board; and it's hard to get in there edgewise, but I think I'll be okie