I'm drunk

[parodyluvr75]

In case you were wondering.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a crush on a shy guy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's totally awesome, in case you didn't know.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'll probably scare him away, but I'll be totally honest. I want him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I just adore cancers.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't be shy the girl wants you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sorry he's hotter than either one of those. But god bless.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Think tall, smart, skinny and hot.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And if you don't like that, fuck you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I never went looking for girls in bars or churches.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Guys!

If you want a good woman look for them at laundromats and night college.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Drinks and owns washer = bad

 

[unregistered]

 

[subdued_passion]

Guys!

If you want a good woman look for them at laundromats and night college.

Please break it down for us.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Please break it down for us.

The vices muddy the water.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Stop it, I'm blushing over here.

You post here?

The vices muddy the water.

Depends on the vices and frequency of indulgence. We all have vices.

 

[subdued_passion]

The vices muddy the water.

I am still confused. Why is it that a good woman will only be found at laundromats and night colleges?

Guys!

If you want a good woman look for them at laundromats and night college.

Did you know we don't have laundromats here? Dhobis take the clothes and wash 'em at dhobighat.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Laundromats are overrated.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just adore cancers.

But... I'm a Scorpio

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oops...

I adore Scorpios.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Laundromats are overrated.

Youre a sot. And now the world knows it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I am still confused. Why is it that a good woman will only be found at laundromats and night colleges?



Did you know we don't have laundromats here? Dhobis take the clothes and wash 'em at dhobighat.

I'm most familiar with your industrial system. India makes the most expensive 1953 cars on the planet.

 

[unregistered]

 

[tactful]

I have a crush on a shy guy.

He's totally awesome, in case you didn't know.
I adore Scorpios.

But... I'm a Scorpio

Oh, I'm a Scorpio btw.

Damn, Scorpios, sure have it easy.