I'm drunk so.

[AbsintheFather]

oh my inebriateed frodns. thnax for keepling this teard alive!
https://media.giphy.com/media/DOCfegc5Ybok0/giphy.gif

Thos druncz haz indr control . Cheers

 

[Misshotndeep]

Where was this thread the last two days.

I'm drunk so I should log out.

I keep telling folks they need to pin it to this thread to the new threads board. No one ever listens to me.

 

[LikeableMe]

Polishing off the whiskey on a work night, because it’s been an exceptionally eventful day

 

[LikeableMe]

It needs to be somewhere more easily found by those of us who are inebriated. like pinned to "NEW POST". lol

Agreed. Always struggle to find it when I need it lol!

 

[Beardpositive77]

A day for drinking and remembering, until you can't remember any more, for those who aren't around any longer to do the same.

 

[Cyberbella]

A day for drinking and remembering, until you can't remember any more, for those who aren't around any longer to do the same.

If you need help getting the whiskey out of your beard, let me know, lol

 

[Beardpositive77]

If you need help getting the whiskey out of your beard, let me know, lol

Today I'd rather you just lay your head on my chest.

 

[Cyberbella]

Today I'd rather you just lay your head on my chest.

Totally doable.

 

[LikeableMe]

Can’t remember if this is my 4th or 5th double whiskey. Anyone else joining in?

Today is technically my Saturday..

 

[LikeableMe]

Completely lost count now

 

[Phantom2840]

Feeling okay.

Long stressful day so I needed a few drinks to unwind. Not drunk but feeling good.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Where has this thread been all my life?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Disregard me.

 

[fsa52]

I’ll send a pic in the middle of the night

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Drunk? Check.

Flirty? Check.

It’s a rare constellation...and one that some might wish weren’t spent on literotica. But I prefer the anonymity and lack of obligation.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I was drunk 6-7 hours ago but now I am wide awake in the middle of the night and wont be drunk again for another 6-7 hours and it’s a real fucking bummer.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Anybody else drunk on a Monday night (Tuesday morning for some on the other side of the pond)?

 

[button_fly]

This thread seems like what I need.

So advice question: unsolicited PM asking if I want a "virtual sex conversation"

I should say yes right?

More on-topic, zoom class wine tastings are the best because nobody needs to drive home!

 

[SweetAnnette]

This thread seems like what I need.

So advice question: unsolicited PM asking if I want a "virtual sex conversation"

I should say yes right?

More on-topic, zoom class wine tastings are the best because nobody needs to drive home!

But you can only taste wine you've already got

 

[button_fly]

But you can only taste wine you've already got

I prefer to think of it as enjoying the gift that sober-me left in the pantry this afternoon.

 

[Phantom2840]

Tonight’s drink.

No wine for me tonight. It’s a margarita night. Feeling pretty good now.

 

[button_fly]

Margaritas have lime juice. That's got vitamin C and stuff. It's basically a health food.

Health for the soul.

 

[Phantom2840]

Margaritas have lime juice. That's got vitamin C and stuff. It's basically a health food.

Health for the soul.

I’ve been drinking pineapple/orange margaritas so that’s even more fruit. I’m drinking healthy tonight.

 

[button_fly]

I’ve been drinking pineapple/orange margaritas so that’s even more fruit. I’m drinking healthy tonight.

That's like half health food half tropical vacation. What's not to love?

I'm in the cleanup phase afterwards. Just had the internal monologue " I should wash the knives first before that last drink really sets in..."


I claim no responsibly for any future typos.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Bunch of alcoholic muh fuckers.