I'm drunk so.

[LostGirlTink]

Had too much tonight. I’ve landed on the balcony. I’m looking up YouTube videos for the best covers ever. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.

Lindsay Stirling Radioactive

 

[tolyk]

Oh greasy food sounds yummy. I opened bottle 3, cooked salmon and vegetables, and should have cooked greasy finger food with cheese. Because my fork is an asshole and cheese is awesome

Yeah, we got some grilled cheese sandwiches from Tim Hortons, they were satisfying

 

[Angel497]

I drank all afternoon so I am very drunk.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Bottle 3? You're a sexy bad ass drinker too? And um, fork is an asshole? Please explain...lol

Oh hey, I found the drunk thread last night. And yeah, 3 is high for me. They say you should drink 2 glass of red wine a day, for your health. So I invested in glasses that hold a bottle of wine. Thus 2 bottles is um occasionally consumed when I don't work the next day. It is over several hours. I didn't finish the 3rd last night.

As for the fork being an asshole, well maybe it was my carrots being assholes, but they kept resisting my forking. Ok and fish kept jumping off the fork. So I think the fork was the asshole

Yeah, we got some grilled cheese sandwiches from Tim Hortons, they were satisfying

Oh that sounds it.

 

[longant]

xxxxxxx

 

[Invisable247]

I can't remember where I put my f---ing phone.

I am not drunk, I need to be... I’d love to be drunk on someone, but I have to work tomorrow, so I’ll be drunk on effort and good football

 

[LikeableMe]

I just heard myself say “I’m drunk. I should pour another drink and get in the bath”. Then I laughed, as I have work Saturday afternoon - Sunday evening...

And now I’m about to pour a second ‘another drink’. Puts me at around six...

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I just heard myself say “I’m drunk. I should pour another drink and get in the bath”. Then I laughed, as I have work Saturday afternoon - Sunday evening...

And now I’m about to pour a second ‘another drink’. Puts me at around six...

Are you the type that gets more honest and talkative when you drink?

 

[LikeableMe]

Are you the type that gets more honest and talkative when you drink?

Sometimes! Not always though lol

 

[LikeableMe]

Just realised my neighbour moved, so I can sing and rap this song as much as I want to I’m home alone for another hour anyway

 

[LikeableMe]

Lost track of how many “one more” drinks I’ve had

 

[Ginmill72]

Just realised my neighbour moved, so I can sing and rap this song as much as I want to I’m home alone for another hour anyway

Sing it loud, sing it proud

 

[LikeableMe]

Sing it loud, sing it proud

Haha not home alone anymore, so no longer can!

 

[Ginmill72]

Lost track of how many “one more” drinks I’ve had

He (or she) who falls to the floor,
But is able to rise, always deserves one more

 

[Ginmill72]

Haha not home alone anymore, so no longer can!

Ah fair enough, sing it moderately loud and proud then

 

[LikeableMe]

He (or she) who falls to the floor,
But is able to rise, always deserves one more

Don’t say that! I always rise!

 

[Ginmill72]

Don’t say that! I always rise!

Ah quite the trooper you are,
If one is good, then more must be better.

 

[LikeableMe]

Ah quite the trooper you are,
If one is good, then more must be better.

You are a bad influence!

 

[Ginmill72]

You are a bad influence!

....maybe, but only a bit

Ill gladly cheers with you and we can drink and sing together

Might be a bad influence but loyal through and through

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m the most loyal anyone will ever encounter lol

Can’t sing as it’s after midnight!

Catching up with old friend

 

[Ginmill72]

I’m the most loyal anyone will ever encounter lol

Can’t sing as it’s after midnight!

Catching up with old friend

Then i see we are one in the same.

Ah fair enough love, that may just be a tad bit too late.

Cheers, that is always a good time. Taking some vacation myself next week to do much of the same.

 

[LikeableMe]

Three hours after I said “last drink” this will be the last

 

[Ginmill72]

Three hours after I said “last drink” this will be the last

Ah, a final toast to the night.

I hope it is a good one dear.

 

[LikeableMe]

Goodnight all, haha

 

[Ginmill72]

Goodnight all, haha

Good night, rest well love.