I'm drunk so.

[LikeableMe]

I like the afterwards when the clothes come off

Haha well I can’t make any promises! I’ve just got dressed, and opening a bottle of whiskey

 

[VanGogh66]

Haha well I can’t make any promises! I’ve just got dressed, and opening a bottle of whiskey

Here, let me refill that drink for you.

 

[LikeableMe]

Here, let me refill that drink for you.

Less work for me - I do approve of the service I like them strong!

 

[VanGogh66]

Less work for me - I do approve of the service I like them strong!

At your service! Adding an extra pour just for you

 

[LikeableMe]

At your service! Adding an extra pour just for you

Halfway through my first jack and coke - six shots

 

[VanGogh66]

Halfway through my first jack and coke - six shots

Shots X 6

Methinks you are going to keep me busy today.

 

[LikeableMe]

Shots X 6

Methinks you are going to keep me busy today.

Oh I always do! No matter where I am, my glass always seems to refill itself before it’s even empty! People always seem to enjoy pouring me drinks lol

 

[VanGogh66]

Oh I always do! No matter where I am, my glass always seems to refill itself before it’s even empty! People always seem to enjoy pouring me drinks lol

I wonder why. He says as he refills her drink.

 

[LikeableMe]

I wonder why. He says as he refills her drink.

It actually does need it lol!

 

[VanGogh66]

It actually does need it lol!

It almost seems as that glass has a hole in it

 

[LikeableMe]

It almost seems as that glass has a hole in it

Thankfully on the right end!

 

[VanGogh66]

Thankfully on the right end!

I better call the liquor store to see if they deliver today. I may need more bottles.

 

[LikeableMe]

I better call the liquor store to see if they deliver today. I may need more bottles.

You are clearly very wise.

 

[VanGogh66]

You are clearly very wise.

Or very anxious to get you drunk.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I knew I was saving this for something . . .

https://78.media.tumblr.com/7caba71fce5185496c9ada6536bd9c11/tumblr_paorfv7tdu1sjvskjo1_540.jpg

You know me so well.

Yep, people be putting money in my knickers, thinking I'm part of the entertainment.

Would you care for a lap dance, sir?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will be later! Prepare for drunken shenanigans! Lmao

We'll be expecting a full report on Amy's desk first thing in the morning.

Goodness me! I would but my neighbors wouldn't approve...plus if the black bears or coyotes come through, I'm stuck streaking the neighborhood in terror!

>BAWK!<

 

[LikeableMe]

Any other litsters drinking right now?

 

[VanGogh66]

Any other litsters drinking right now?

Might be a shorter list to ask who ISN'T drinking

 

[LikeableMe]

Might be a shorter list to ask who ISN'T drinking

Oh really? I can handle a long list just assuming most aren’t on here lol! I’m not American, but I can use the 4th of July excuse, right?

 

[FortybutNice]

Oh really? I can handle a long list just assuming most aren’t on here lol! I’m not American, but I can use the 4th of July excuse, right?

It’s working for me, although probably not enough to get to the drunk stage - I have to work tomorrow!

 

[LikeableMe]

It’s working for me, although probably not enough to get to the drunk stage - I have to work tomorrow!

Tipsy, then? Tomorrow is a rare day off for me, and I want to forget stuff, so whiskey it is lol

 

[LikeableMe]

Im at the stage where things i try to focus on appear to be moving! Will give up and go to bed in an hour or two lol

 

[VanGogh66]

Im at the stage where things i try to focus on appear to be moving! Will give up and go to bed in an hour or two lol

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[LikeableMe]

How many fingers am I holding up?

I don’t see any fingers!

 

[VanGogh66]

I don’t see any fingers!

Back spacing on the reply I was going to make.