I'm drunk so.

[BadAmy]

But what if they got into my hands? I mean the wrong hands,,,,

I'll cut ya.

 

[chris2c4u]

I'll cut ya.

Fills your glass. Here, have another drink...

 

[BadAmy]

Fills your glass. Here, have another drink...

Teeheehee. That was the twulligua talking.

 

[chris2c4u]

Teeheehee. That was the twulligua talking.

It's the best you've ever had. Let me top you up. (there isn't an evil laugh smilie)

 

[AbsintheFather]

Um yes!!! ... but I'm walking out now.... more giggles later!!

Hurry back, I like where that was going

Posting on behalf of Sunny there

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No...no you dont.

Drunk boobs, then?

Sláinte, Honey

Cheers, AF!

Quelle surprise.

*snickers*

I'm just meh. Done drinked. Took nudes. No orgasm yet. Wtaf?

Phone sex?

Fuck it. Where the orgasm thread!? I got time.

This should be a thing.

Aww honey.... Need a helping finger or two?
I'll purr right in your ear.

There ya go

You want me giggling for another five minutes?

Yes

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

So...what did I miss and what is the margarita count up to now?

 

[BadAmy]

So...what did I miss and what is the margarita count up to now?

I'm toast.gnite.

 

[HBergeron]

I'm only half drunk, so I'm just gonna say half of what I

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ha!

...

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ha!

...

What are you drinking Honey Buns?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What are you drinking Honey Buns?

Sharing a Dr. Pepper with my little one.

I don't drink drink unless there's:

A) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on my kids, and,
B) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, I don't drink when I'm alone because it makes me cry.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Nothing wrong with a good drunk cry.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sharing a Dr. Pepper with my little one.

I don't drink drink unless there's:

A) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on my kids, and,
B) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on me.

That's sound policy and very admirable. You are a very conscientious vixen at that

 

[emsway]

Sharing a Dr. Pepper with my little one.

I don't drink drink unless there's:

A) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on my kids, and,
B) Somebody sober and responsible to keep an eye on me.

AF doesn’t drink drink unless he has a glass glass and a bottle bottle.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Also, I don't drink when I'm alone because it makes me cry.

That's sad. But if you're on Lit, you're not really alone, are you?

AF doesn’t drink drink unless he has a glass glass and a bottle bottle.

Hush you :caning:

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nothing wrong with a good drunk cry.

A drunk cry is one thing. A drunk ugly cry is something else entirely.

That's sound policy and very admirable. You are a very conscientious vixen at that

Haha. Thank you.

AF doesn’t drink drink unless he has a glass glass and a bottle bottle.

Hehehe

^5

That's sad. But if you're on Lit, you're not really alone, are you?

You would not want to see me drunk on Lit. Well maybe you would, from a safe distance.

Slutty slutty slutty. And zero integrity. All the taken men would be first on my hit list. And a nauseating lack of subtlety.

It wouldn't be pretty.

 

[jmarx20102012]

I cry pretty handsomely.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I cry pretty handsomely.

You do everything handsomely.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Thanks. I was basically fishing for a compliment there.

 

[hornyguy888]

Drinking all night want to text my cowroker...tell her I want to lick her pussy

 

[jmarx20102012]

You should do that. I want to do the same with my coworker but she wont give me her number.

 

[hornyguy888]

You should do that. I want to do the same with my coworker but she wont give me her number.

I could easily do anything with her, but yet I'm too afraid to pull the trigger

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thanks. I was basically fishing for a compliment there.

He shoots, he scores!