chris2c4u
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bacon margaritas
For tink...xxo
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FQHbF0bsnX
Eww lmao!!
My bacon idea was better!! Greasy but better!!
bacon margaritas
Sis on you pister
you aint so muking fuch
go in your own jackyard and backoff...
Yep to muking fuch to drink again lol
Had a charcutterie board Caesar once... if you don't know what a Caesar is... it's Canadian and involves clam juice, tomato juice, vodka, Tabasco, and a savoury rim... so clam and rim is all you need to remember... but it had bacon, sausage, smoked cheese, and ham on a stick balanced across the top of it...
but...did it drunk you?
That was amazing and I’m still giggling

but...did it drunk you?
Excellent. I'm still drunkeds.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Da2F2HJBLN I couldn't resist

Oh fuck! Too funny!!I am so drank... I think when my siss all over pister to get her back. But I will have to run out the dack boor when I do. Won't be no backing off in the jackyard with a real sissed on pister chasing after you...![]()
I am so drank... I think when my siss all over pister to get her back. But I will have to run out the dack boor when I do. Won't be no backing off in the jackyard with a real sissed on pister chasing after you...![]()
Oh fuck! Too funny!!

Fuck! I just woke up from passing out...Anyone else think we need to write the Ballad of BadAmy?
Well she's more woman than you can handle
I remember telling Randal
She'll make you beg, plead
As she rides you like a steed
She's bad, bad, bad BadAmy...
That is an awesome dirty laugh lolhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s0xsz4teDpnx ... Drunk 3!

Oh mah gawd...I'm a little hung friends.
Thanks for playing
No regrets![]()

Hehe and missed all the fun....feel better my dear![]()
Wanna hella laugh? Listen to my crazy drink audio! Omg... I might pee myself again!