I'm Drunk, Naked and Begging....

I'm intensely sober, impeccably arrayed, and confidently aloof.

Can you resist me?
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'd take you down to the local adult bookstore just so I would have an excuse to beat men over the head with an official "Dirk Diggler" double dong dildo. Fun! :D

Curiouser and curiouser...
 
I've been avoiding this thread for long enough...

Sorry sweetheeart, but it beddie-bye's for you!

Those exact three words in any order spell trouble missy! You would sleep im my bed with me. You'd be under the covers and I'd be on top of them.

But I would hit you up for some "good-moning sex" before I cooked you breakfast.;)
 
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juicylips said:
you to fuck me.

Do you do the right thing? Get me dressed and take me home?

Or...

what????:D


Cassidy

To tell the truth, it would depend on my sobriety and how horny I was...I'd probably fuck you at least until you stopped begging..I mean, you know a hard dick has no conscience..
 
juicylips said:
you to fuck me.

Do you do the right thing? Get me dressed and take me home?

Or...

what????:D


Cassidy

I kiss you softly...and dress you...and take you home. I get you to drink a big glass of water and take a couple of Advil. Then I get you into bed and assure you that the room isn't spinning...and talk to you softly until you fall asleep, saying "No, you shouldn't feel like an idiot..." and "Yes, I do find you attractive...." and other such sweet nothings.... The next day...or two...when you're feeling 100 percent, and completely sober....if you should offer - well, all things being equal - the clothes would be flying! ;)

Nigel
 
politically incorrect

Naked and begging......

yep I would be totally politically incorrect and fuck you......:D
 
I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille

First I get the camera, then get you dressed, take you home and put you to bed.







The next day, when you are sober again, we watch some "home movies":eek: :p
 
sorry

but for sure it would be get you home, and to bed.
when you sober up a bit, we would see what "pops up"
and go from there.
of course i would stay with you to make sure you were fine.
 
Re: I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille

Mensa said:
First I get the camera, then get you dressed, take you home and put you to bed.


The next day, when you are sober again, we watch some "home movies":eek: :p


Somehow, I just don't think your motives are pure, Mensa:D

What is it with a guy and a camera when there is a naked, begging woman around?? Geesh!! ;)

Cassidy
 
Re: Re: I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille

juicylips said:



Somehow, I just don't think your motives are pure, Mensa:D

What is it with a guy and a camera when there is a naked, begging woman around?? Geesh!! ;)

Cassidy

You'll find out!

The next day<weg>:eek:
 
Depends on whether or not I was too drunk to notice:D

Seriously though, fucking a drunk isn't the most rewarding sex you can have...not a lot of action. It's much better for both to sober up and then fuck like crazy with both people enjoying it.

Damn, now I wanna fuck!:p
 
I know you too well (now)

juicylips said:
I'm Drunk, Naked and Begging....you to fuck me.
Do you do the right thing? Get me dressed and take me home?
Or...what????:D
Cassidy
I'd be so sad!



Because you wouldn't enjoy it half as much as I would.
 
Re: I know you too well (now)

Scabbers said:
I'd be so sad!



Because you wouldn't enjoy it half as much as I would.


Somehow, I think even if I was drunk, I would remember fucking you:D

Cassidy
 
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