I'm drunk, i'm horny and i'm alone

[Expertise]

Fuck just fuck.

If it wasn't unbecoming i'd pout.

 

[tmuyo]

poor expertise, if u'd like i can rp a little with you? hows that?

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm just on my way to bed (alone) so I can't help you. But you might want to try it- go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning. Or at least you won't be thinking about cigarettes while you ARE asleep.

Hang in there, we luv ya!

 

[scylis]

i'm depressed, i'm cold, and i'm alone.

care for some company?

 

[nasty]

Pouting can be sexy

It works for Alicia Silverstone. Well, I'm horny AND lonely, but not drunk. I try not to drink much, that way I don't wake up to hangovers.

 

[Expertise]

I am a guy

Damn Cheyenne .... stay up and console me in my hour of need,

 

[Starfish]

I am stoned and horny and alone. I just thought I'd add in here to make you feel better about not really being alone in being alone.






*sigh*

 

[Expertise]

I miss dope....*sigh*

I'm not sure, given our respective conditions, we could communicate even if we were the same room

But hey, i'm game if you are.

 

[lavender]

 

[Expertise]

Why is that Lavender.....?

Anything for conversation right now

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Finally, A Friendly face.....Hi Starfish!!!

"THE FLY" here, just buzzing in to say "HELLO!" I haven't talked to you in awhile. Just wanted to see how you were doing? I guess you're feeling no pain now are you? As a matter of fact, you may not be feeling anything right now (lol)





kgboot
aka "THE FLY"
BZZZZZZ!!

 

[Starfish]

Communicate? Who's talking? I am just staring at things now.


And I am typing here, but I don't have anything to say really.


I am all done.

 

[Weevil]

Hey. I posted a lot of "I'm drunk and........" threads

 

[Expertise]

Hell Starfish I rarely have ANYTHING to say

I just feel like "talking"/"blathering"

 

[Starfish]

Good, now whip it out so I can stare at it.

 

[Expertise]

Me or the confused young man from Hog Town?????

 

[Silverlily]

Fuck just fuck.

Just fuck, no foreplay??

If it wasn't unbecoming i'd pout.

Nothing like a grown man pouting. Too bad you live soooo far a way.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

HMMmmmmm!!!! Buzzing into this thread

Just fuck, no foreplay??



Nothing like a grown man pouting. Too bad you live soooo far a way.

What are you implying Kitten Eyes ?

Are you offering help?

btw- Where are you located?

Hmmmmmm!!!!

kgboot
aka "THE FLY"
BZZZZ!!!!!

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Pouting can be sexy

It works for Alicia Silverstone.

NOTHING works for Alicia Silverstone

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: I am a guy

Damn Cheyenne .... stay up and console me in my hour of need,

Sorry, I'll try not to yell GOOD MORNING into your ear.

How many hours has it been since the last cigarette? Are you close to weird Harold's magic number of 72?

 

[Expertise]

Still about 24hrs away from that.

BTW I actually feel fine. I have to REALLY overindulge to have a hangover.

As long as i'm not too waxed to drink a huge load of water (hydration being the secret) i'm fine.

Just now planning a late breakfast of eggs, toast,bacon and moose steak.

I have been eating like a fiend. I've decided to trade a smoking induced cardio-pulmonary disease for a dietarily enduced one.

Fuck it I need solace right now.... bring on the cholesterol.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Fuck just fuck.

If it wasn't unbecoming i'd pout.

oh poor Expertease

Sorry, I've been there, know it really sucks! (not in a good way either!)

do you feel any better yet dude?

 

[Expertise]

Re: Re: I'm drunk, i'm horny and i'm alone

oh poor Expertease

Sorry, I've been there, know it really sucks! (not in a good way either!)

do you feel any better yet dude?

On that front.... negative.

Breakfast was great though.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Fuck it I need solace right now.... bring on the cholesterol.

Perhaps you'd prefer something less fattening (thinking of your smoking thread) and cholesterol-free?

It would have to be something that appeals to all your senses and tastes. Something sweet, a bit salty, a little spicy. Something that you never tire of and always have room for. Something that satisfies every craving...

 

[Expertise]

Perhaps you'd prefer something less fattening (thinking of your smoking thread) and cholesterol-free?

It would have to be something that appeals to all your senses and tastes. Something sweet, a bit salty, a little spicy. Something that you never tire of and always have room for. Something that satisfies every craving...

You have General Tsao's Chicken??????