I'm declaring war!!!

[petitelove]

boy toys

little boys toys can be hell too.. Anyone ever try to put one of those damned Spider Man action sets together. We ended up with ooze all over the damned place. And he don't even like it..

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Same thing happened to me, too, only I was frantically trying to unwrap a hermetically sealed condom.

Rumple Foreskin

Damn! Now that really sucks!

Oh well, at least I feel better now.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*scratches head over this one*

Wait... Weren't you trying to get the dildo out to get it into you? Getting into a dildo would take a lot of folding and shrinking. *ducks n covers*

kidding! Just have to give folks hell.

'S okay. You're entitled.

~lucky

 

[Belegon]

*sigh* Bratz, Barbie "My Scene", fashion...my four year old already has the bug. jeez, what's next? Victoria's Secret Jr.?


I swear my girl is God's revenge. I also swear I will have no compunctions about scaring the shit out of the boys she dates. The hard part will be scaring the girls she'll probably date too. the old "gentleman" upbringing will get in the way...

 

[Kiss Me]

*sigh* Bratz, Barbie "My Scene", fashion...my four year old already has the bug. jeez, what's next? Victoria's Secret Jr.?

I swear my girl is God's revenge. I also swear I will have no compunctions about scaring the shit out of the boys she dates. The hard part will be scaring the girls she'll probably date too. the old "gentleman" upbringing will get in the way...

My 4 year old has the Barbie & Bratz thing happening too, though she's branching out and is willing to include Disney Princess and Polly Pocket into the addiction.

It's beyond a joke when they start sewing the poor dolls hair and clothes into the box as well as all those twisty ties, brackets and tape. It took us until lunchtime to get everything unfastened and playable, though it only took the kids half an hour to unwrap them.

Side Note: Those Bratz dolls are a bit creepy with their whole damn foot coming off instead of just their shoes. My daughters' is destined to be forever naked with stumps.