I'm declaring war!!!

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, I'm declaring war against MGA Entertainment....the people who bring you BRATZ.
Those sadistic bastards!!!

My daughter got 5 Tokyo BRATZ, each confined in their little prison of wires, string, nylon bands, glue,...etc.

A new form of Chinese torture!!!

These people who design the packaging should be forced to have to open these f***ing dolls as punishment in hell.....without scissors, or pliers or a blow torch.

Bastards.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Agreed, I'm with ya.

My daughter got one for CHRISTMAS, and it had gell in the hair. I mean, whatthefuckisthatallabout???????

Girls like to brush dolls hair, not pull it out with the brush!!!!!

 

[impressive]

Yes, I'm declaring war against MGA Entertainment....the people who bring you BRATZ.
Those sadistic bastards!!!

My daughter got 5 Tokyo BRATZ, each confined in their little prison of wires, string, nylon bands, glue,...etc.

A new form of Chinese torture!!!

These people who design the packaging should be forced to have to open these f***ing dolls as punishment in hell.....without scissors, or pliers or a blow torch.

Bastards.

Yuppers. 100% with you on this one! My daughter received a couple this year, too. Nasty business.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Agreed, I'm with ya.

My daughter got one for CHRISTMAS, and it had gell in the hair. I mean, whatthefuckisthatallabout???????

Girls like to brush dolls hair, not pull it out with the brush!!!!!

Don't forget the fricken colored threads for their psuedo weave.

Fuckers.

and the 8,000 accesories also put inside their.....she got the fricken car and the Caddy radio...I'm in bratz hell.

 

[cloudy]

Power Ranger and Ninja Turtle toys are just as bad, I promise. Santa had a small pair of wire cutters Christmas eve, though, never fear.

 

[Songcatcher]

This is where ChilledVodka completely cold-shoulders Abs and says something mysterious to Cloudy. I could also try to do that, but I won't as I am the silent, strong type.

 

[Guest]

hell.. i tossed the box to her and said...
if you can open this and get the doll out, you can play with it...if not it goes into the can.
im a meaniehead

 

[china-doll]

hell.. i tossed the box to her and said...
if you can open this and get the doll out, you can play with it...if not it goes into the can.
im a meaniehead

That is soooooooooooo bad.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Barbie isn't any better, folks. Little people suck too.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

That is soooooooooooo bad.

what?! im teaching her survival skills!
fight for what you want and all that...

 

[china-doll]

Barbie isn't any better, folks. Little people suck too.



~lucky

There's enough wire in one of those Little People boxes to start a telephone exchange.

I gave up on the scissors and got a pair of wire cutters from the basement.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There's enough wire in one of those Little People boxes to start a telephone exchange.

I gave up on the scissors and got a pair of wire cutters from the basement.

Well, I just untwisted them, but I'm thankful that it's done. My fingers were really getting sore.

I'm still wondering what was wrong with the way they used to tape our toys in the boxes. I could rip that off myself in no time.

~lucky

 

[alyxen]

Back in my day, our toys came in a box! With one piece of formed plastic over it!





And we liked it!






I'm with y'all on this one

 

[Guest]

Barbie with pick and mix sweet shop...

BASTARD THINGS!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Sorry if I have to laugh - my wife and I were reminiscing about Christmas and things we didn't miss and toy bondage was second on the list, right after the huge cardboard boxes that all their crap came in.

This is one of the few redeeeming qualities of teenagers.

Talking of cardboard boxes, there's two massive ones in my narrow hallway right now, stuffed full of wrapping paper and other cardboard boxes of various sizes (not to mention the literally thousands of twisty wire bits). Must get around to breaking them up at some point.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Soon enough, your girls will discover fashion and then at least the boxes will be smaller (but not the bill).

Oh, my eldest daughter has discovered fashion, but she's still in that transitory stage ( age 8), where she still loves toys (and thankfully isn't afraid to admit it!), but also likes hair stuff, clothes, jewellery and all the latest gadgets and gizmos. She's very easy to buy for!

 

[SlickTony]

Trouble is, everything is wrapped up like that, more's the pity.

 

[Guest]

It ain't just toys, either.

I was helping a friend put new wipers on his car last summer. Slit the nuke proof plastic blister pack open with a knife, reached in to get the new wiper blade and damn near sliced my finger off... ... on the plastic!

And how many everyday items, these days, come in that fuckin' nuclear plastic blister pack? MOST things do.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It ain't just toys, either.

I was helping a friend put new wipers on his car last summer. Slit the nuke proof plastic blister pack open with a knife, reached in to get the new wiper blade and damn near sliced my finger off... ... on the plastic!

And how many everyday items, these days, come in that fuckin' nuclear plastic blister pack? MOST things do.

Same thing happened to me, only I was trying to get into a dildo...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Same thing happened to me, only I was trying to get into a dildo...

~lucky

OHMIGOD...
that was too funny!
but the strap on was even more difficult to get put together... hell it was so worth it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Dranoel
It ain't just toys, either.

I was helping a friend put new wipers on his car last summer. Slit the nuke proof plastic blister pack open with a knife, reached in to get the new wiper blade and damn near sliced my finger off... ... on the plastic!

And how many everyday items, these days, come in that fuckin' nuclear plastic blister pack? MOST things do.

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Same thing happened to me, only I was trying to get into a dildo...

~lucky

Same thing happened to me, too, only I was frantically trying to unwrap a hermetically sealed condom.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[entitled]

Same thing happened to me, only I was trying to get into a dildo...

~lucky

*scratches head over this one*

Wait... Weren't you trying to get the dildo out to get it into you? Getting into a dildo would take a lot of folding and shrinking. *ducks n covers*

kidding! Just have to give folks hell.

 

[arienette]

I've seen them in the store, but that's the extent of my knowledge.