I'm cookin'

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man I feel like a chef and you all lickin' my pots and pans.

 

[Bliss]

Retro Mood

To quote a David Lee Roth video:

Not if you were the last Puerto Rican immigrant on Earth, Hooooooooney!

 

[Expertise]

To bastardize Elvis "Get outta' the kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Getta' outta' the kitchen cause hes his only fan"

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How do you know I'm not? Hurricane city - San Jaun -today. Blow wind blow. You thing Robert Zimmerman ever went to Peurto Rico? Lay lady lay.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

???????????

How do you all know that this isn't research for a big Time Magazine article on cyber chat?

 

[Expertise]

Because they have standards Spunky.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But... but... but...

Not if you lie and are really working for Maxim.

 

[Expertise]

I am guessing you would have to stretch your ability and credentials to make the Weekly World News or ,dare I say it, the pinnacle of journalistic excellence the Enqui...

No I wont besmirch their name with the suggestion that you would be up to that papers lofty standards.

 

[scylis]

i think even the Weekly World News would be embarassed to have you work for them, Spanky...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Newspapers

I do love the NY Post. Man the headlines.

 

[Siren]

Sparkle Kyptonite........

 

[Melody_lane]

Where the hell is Lasher when you need him!?!

 

[scylis]

where's Deborah and her trusty "Texas Packer" when you need her?

 

[Siren]

HEY DAMN IT......

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Oh your good enough siren. But unfortunatly Sparky doesn't seem to be getting through his think head.

Plain and simple(and I never thought I would ever say this).....SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY SPARKY!