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TN_Vixen

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How many of you have come up with inventions over the years that you thought were ingenious and could possibly change your life if you sought a patent and sold your idea?

I've had periodic brainstorms about inventions over the years but the one I thought had the most potential was when my son was just a newborn and suffered from gas pains and the only way I could get any relief from his crying was to give him medicine from this dropper to relieve the pressure. Imagine wrestling with a greased pig and trying to pry open it's mouth - that's about the level of difficulty in trying to get a 3-4 week old infant to swallow the drops. He'd suck his pacifier though, in a heartbeat! In fact it was almost impossible to pry that sucker out of that child's mouth, his suction was so powerful. So I started thinking...

What if.. What if they made a pacifier that you could open from the opposite end and pour in the correct dosage - that, through suction would flow through the rubber nipple and into the child's mouth quite similar to bottle feeding? This was back in 1991 when I thought of this and was just convinced that I had a huge hit! I even went so far as to look up the steps to secure a patent, but of course, never acted on it... eventually convincing myself that the idea really had no merit and I was just momentarily insane due to hormones.

Turns out, 2 years ago when I was searching for baby gifts for my brother's newborn. Guess what I saw on the shelf at Babies R Us? A damn pacifier exactly to the "T" as what I described.

Have you ever come up with any inventions that you were sure were unique?

p.s. I'll share my most recent idea later on.
 
Willing and Unsure said:
dehydrated water... I can only imagine how well it would actually sell

a fascinating invention that also happens to be an oxymoron! I'd buy it. What's your projected price range and demographic target consumer?
 
Originally posted by Willing and Unsure
dehydrated water... I can only imagine how well it would actually sell

Just how would you rehydrate it? With more water?
 
OK, here's my latest thoughts about a sure-fire "get rich" invention.

Someone, somewhere, sometime, somehow is going to come up with a method to eradicate cockroaches and other pesky bugs that invade our homes. It'll happen, I know it. And it will end up being so f'n obvious that every last one of us will be kicking ourselves thinking.. "why didn't I think of that?!?" So there you have it. I'm going to be furiously devising a simple, cheap, effective way to KILL THE BUGS!
 
TN_Vixen said:
So there you have it. I'm going to be furiously devising a simple, cheap, effective way to KILL THE BUGS!

I'm pretty sure that if you include Combat (tm) roach baits in your design it will be a success. :p
 
Weird Harold said:


I'm pretty sure that if you include Combat (tm) roach baits in your design it will be a success. :p

Hm, well hell. Why doesn't everyone use Combat including the "Orkin" man and other chains that profess to eliminate bugs from your home? Those damn roaches, ants, beetles & crickets should never ever ever be a problem for anyone who uses Combat

:p
 
TN_Vixen said:


Hm, well hell. Why doesn't everyone use Combat including the "Orkin" man and other chains that profess to eliminate bugs from your home?

The "Orkin Man" that does pest control for this apartment complex does use "Roach Bait" that seems to be as effective as the Combat baits -- it's just applied as a paste instead of being in a plastic "roach motel."

Idon't know why everyone doesn't use Combat ant and roach baits -- I've found both to be very effective. The only thing better isn't on the market anymore -- Raid (tm) Fumigators. They kill anything you leave in the house when you set them off -- including the plants and smoke detectors -- but they don't leave a residue like foggers do.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen them in the last year or year and a half, and I haven't been able to find out why they have been discontinued.
 
I'll get rich by...

teaching men how to put the toilet seat down and not to scratch their ass in public! :rolleyes:

Okay - I'll write the lesson plan and sell it to people who don't know better! :D
 
Fermented grapes.

Stay with me....I'll let 'em sit in oak barrells for a couple of years and viola! You just wait...it'll be a huuuge hit.
 
I plan on selling hyman repair kits, the only problem is finding a virgin to copy from.
 
A few years back, when rollerblades were just becoming popular, so like a decade ago I guess, my dad thought it would be a great idea to have the wheels be detatchable so that you wouldn't have to change your shoes to go into a store or a movie or something. They have them now. He's got about a dozen similar ideas that someone else eventually brought to fruition.

My husband came up with a goofy idea for a small press device you can keep in your bathroom for soap chips (you know, when it gets so little you can't really use it anymore) that will make a new bar out of the chips when you have enough. We jokingly call it chippy.

I'm not the inovative thinker of the family. I come up with story ideas, that's about it. I was thinking this morning, as a realised I acidently left a paperback novel on the sink as I was showering, that someone should come up with a paper that doesn't absorb moisture through the air. Nothing waterproof, just humidity proof.
 
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