I'm coming clean. I've lied to all of you.

[KillerMuffin]

I'm really a 58 year old fat man. I just got out of Parchmann Penitentiary in Mississippi for a 15 year hitch. It was 25, but I have good behavior.

I need a place to crash so my parole officer doesn't stick me back in for violation of parole through sleeping on the street. I can make you some plates and I have good hygiene.

I had, uh, too many unpaid parking tickets.

 

[perks]

remember when you were funny, muffie?

 

[Dillinger]

I still want to fuck you, KM... for a 58yo fat man you have great legs!

 

[KillerMuffin]

remember when you were funny, muffie?

I've never been funny. Really. You were just imagining things.

Of course, I do have lovely legs for a 47 year old portly man from Minnesota.

 

[Laurel]

You have a pretty sexy, feminine phone voice for an older man.

 

[perks]

I've never been funny. Really. You were just imagining things.

Of course, I do have lovely legs for a 47 year old portly man from Minnesota.

no, really I laughed about the 3 foot no cock zone. We know it's a damn lie.

What else, muffie, what else. It's time to come clean about everything.

Don't make me start an intervention.

 

[Renegade]

Of course, I do have lovely legs for a 47 year old portly man from Minnesota.

True, but they still can't hold a candle to the legs of a 47 year old man from Kentucky.

Hubba hubba.

 

[REDWAVE]

Uh huh

I too have a confession to make. I'm really an executive at a Fortune 500 corporation, and an ultra-conservative Republican.

I'm also a retired Marine.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

True, but they still can't hold a candle to the legs of a 47 year old man from Kentucky.

Hubba hubba.

A Renegade sighting


hold on, you are still a sexy Redhead arn't you Ren.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Uh huh

I too have a confession to make. I'm really an executive at a Fortune 500 corporation, and an ultra-conservative Republican.

I'm also a retired Marine.

Gawd, I just flashed Cheyenne behaving like Sparky.

Talk about your vertigo trips.

 

[Renegade]

A Renegade sighting


hold on, you are still a sexy Redhead arn't you Ren.

At the moment I'm the Great Cornholio. But, once the caffeine wears off, I turn back into a sexy redheaded slut. It's a side effect of the implants from awhile back.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

At the moment I'm the Great Cornholio. But, once the caffeine wears off, I turn back into a sexy redheaded slut. It's a side effect of the implants from awhile back.

You were missed. implants and all....

 

[Guest]

You told me you are 42 year old in a PM. I have the copy and everything. Shall I post it here for you?

 

[LukkyKnight]

...Of course, I do have lovely legs for a 47 year old portly man from Minnesota.

I resemble that crack

 

[KillerMuffin]

Did I say Minnesota? I meant Montpelier.

I've got good eggs for a 37 year old guy from Montpelier.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Uh huh

Gawd, I just flashed Cheyenne behaving like Sparky.

Talk about your vertigo trips.

Ewww! My head hurts already. On that note, it is nap time.

 

[Guest]

If you say you're a 23 year old monkey from Menomonee, I'm gonna... really be impressed.

But you'd need to shave your eggs.