I'm Claiming It Was The Fever

[Bob Peale]

My wife just informed me that I was a wee bit indiscriminate earlier this week.

Apparently as I was wrestling back from pneumonia (and on heavy medication), Her majesty, with just 1 hour since her last feeding, erupted.

Frustrated, I threw back the covers, stormed into her room, and took her downstairs.

What happened next is conjecture, but highly likely. Young Lady Nod would not calm down - usually, the only thing that calms her down is to take her outside. So apparently I did, walking around our backyard (covering about a quarter acre or so) until she settled into a restful sleep.

Once she was settled, I put her back in her crib and got back in bed.

My wife didn't have the heart to tell me, at the time, that I'd been sleeping nude and hadn't bothered to put any clothes on. Or, for that matter, that it was 7:30 in the morning and the neighborhood was up and about getting ready/going off to work.

Now that I'm feeling better, she decided to share.

Can dark haired guys claim blonde moments?

 

[JazzManJim]

Man, that so smells of a hastily-erected <ahem!> excuse for your flagrant exhibitionism.

 

[sacremento]

Mwahaha! That's funny

Lack of sleep in those first few newborn months can make ya do the strangest things.

Just don't be suprised the neighbors smile at you in that "special" way from now on.

 

[Bob Peale]

I wish I could remember if I enjoyed it!

If I'm gonna flash, I ain't getting up at 7:30 to do it! No sensible perv whips out before 6pm

 

[Summery]

So, do your neighbors snicker and smile when they see you now?
Exhibitionist, and didn't even know it!

 

[JazzManJim]

I wish I could remember if I enjoyed it!

If I'm gonna flash, I ain't getting up at 7:30 to do it! No sensible perv whips out before 6pm

Hey, what can we say? You're a trend-setter?

 

[Bob Peale]

So, do your neighbors snicker and smile when they see you now?
Exhibitionist, and didn't even know it!

Doubtful

most days, i'm walking around in just a pair of gym shorts anyway

Hate to wear shoes, shirts or underwear if I don't have to

 

[glamorilla]

I'm starting to develop a whole new respect for you...

 

[Bob Peale]

I'm starting to develop a whole new respect for you...

LOL!

High praise indeed!

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm sure the neighbors were smiling because you managed to calm the eruption from Her Majesty.


Time to build a privacy fence?

 

[Wiggles]

And she didn't take pictures?

That's going to be a great story for the grandkids, friends, ladies in line at the supermarket, her family, your family and your kids when they get older.

 

[Bob Peale]

I'm sure the neighbors were smiling because you managed to calm the eruption from Her Majesty.


Time to build a privacy fence?

We have a fence, although it's picket.

She almost never cries outside. In fact, most neighbors don't believe she's capable of crying.

 

[Bob Peale]

And she didn't take pictures?

That's going to be a great story for the grandkids, friends, ladies in line at the supermarket, her family, your family and your kids when they get older.

Hell, this doesn't even make the top ten

 

[morninggirl5]

We have a fence, although it's picket.

She almost never cries outside. In fact, most neighbors don't believe she's capable of crying.

Aha, move her crib to a balcony, even if you have to build one.

 

[Bob Peale]

Aha, move her crib to a balcony, even if you have to build one.

Ya know, we've been thinking that very thing.

The extension would be worth every penny!

 

[sunstruck]

This exhibitionism is an interesting new side of you. When the neighborhood wives start bringing you baked goods, you'd better share.

 

[Bob Peale]

Deal

 

[Andreina]

My wife just informed me that I was a wee bit indiscriminate earlier this week.

Apparently as I was wrestling back from pneumonia (and on heavy medication), Her majesty, with just 1 hour since her last feeding, erupted.

Frustrated, I threw back the covers, stormed into her room, and took her downstairs.

What happened next is conjecture, but highly likely. Young Lady Nod would not calm down - usually, the only thing that calms her down is to take her outside. So apparently I did, walking around our backyard (covering about a quarter acre or so) until she settled into a restful sleep.

Once she was settled, I put her back in her crib and got back in bed.

My wife didn't have the heart to tell me, at the time, that I'd been sleeping nude and hadn't bothered to put any clothes on. Or, for that matter, that it was 7:30 in the morning and the neighborhood was up and about getting ready/going off to work.

Now that I'm feeling better, she decided to share.

Can dark haired guys claim blonde moments?

*wishing he was my neighbour*

 

[calypso_21]

Can dark haired guys claim blonde moments?

Bet your sweet ass you can!! ;O))