I'M bored!

[J.B.]

vixen's not the only one who's bored....

 

[TygerEyez]

Then maybe you should talk to Vixen!!

lol

Or we could all just kinda.. get together... and uh... see what happens....?

 

[Private Vasquez]

And I suppose you want someone else to fix that for you?

 

[J.B.]

I like how tyger thinks.....

Yes PV I was hoping you'd be the answer to all of my prayers....

 

[Private Vasquez]

You mean I'm not already?

 

[J.B.]

well..........

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, thanks for shattering my self esteem. I'd been meaning to do that for a while.

 

[J.B.]

glad I could be of some help...
Now if you ever want to put it back together I've got some Krazy Glue around here somewhere.

 

[Sillyman]

Sorry to hear you are bored JB.

 

[J.B.]

Depressing to hear isn't it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Krazy Glue doesn't allow for a whole lot of flexibility.

 

[J.B.]

you'e rright of course... how about rubber cement?

 

[Private Vasquez]

That might work better. Jolly Good.

 

[scylis]

duck tape

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't want to cut off my circulation, but it sure works in a pinch.

 

[TygerEyez]

Dammit... you blink, and your offer goes shooting right out the window...

*sigh*













See, here's the thing: I'm not really depressed. I just want you people to feel bad for me (for the time being) and express just how much you love and want to fuck me.

 

[J.B.]

oooooooooook

 

[TygerEyez]

Pez and I have been drinking a weeeeeeee bit too much.



We're fer-schnockered. I think...

 

[J.B.]

oh fine.... don't offer me any..

 

[TygerEyez]

I wasn't sure if you were the drinking type!!!!


What'll ya have, sweets? We got Vodka, Malibu Rum, Peach Schnapps, Hot Sex, and plenty of shit to mix 'em in.

 

[J.B.]

No Tequila? hmmmm.... How 'bout a long island?

 

[TygerEyez]

um.... SURE!

*looks at Pez* Can we do that?

*garbled drunken speech ensues*

Yes.. yes we can. I think...

 

[J.B.]

alright!

 

[TygerEyez]

*serves it up with a slight tipping of my tray, though the drink???? ....... stays upright*


We rock. hhehehe

 

[J.B.]

and you didn't spill one drop