I'm bored

TigrGrrl5 said:
What's with everyone wanting to oil me down? lol

I think it's fun to feel your whole body and using warming oil and just touching getting you all warm and feeling good all over.
 
BOO! What's all this oiling of pussies and diddling going on without me?

Or...is my absence the reason you were bored? ;)
 
BoobsNBrains said:
BOO! What's all this oiling of pussies and diddling going on without me?

Or...is my absence the reason you were bored? ;)

Well hiya!
'Bout time you show up. ;)
 
Wilben said:
I heard he was ok in Catch Me If You Can. I've never seen it tho.

The exception that proves the rule. That was a really good movie. I give credit to Spielberg and Hanks on that one though. Oh, and Walken. He always rocks!
 
Few summers ago, before I was "blessed" with children...we were vacationing with a friend at his parents' house which is on a lake in GA. We're all floating around on Noodles and tubes & such all day, drinking, and the talk turned to "Titanic."

Our friend's mom is a self-proclaimed wino...the woman makes her own, for Pete's sake...and she had consumed probably 2-3 bottles that afternoon. She gets LOUD when she drinks. Anyway, we're talking about how retarded it was that Leo's character didn't just get on the shingle and float it out with Kate Winslet--body heat and all that--when she comes out with "What kept going through my mind was 'Swim, Jack--you stupid-ass!'" It was funny if you were there...and drunk...and and and...where was I going with this story?
 
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