I'm bored

[TigrGrrl5]

But I don't know what to do.

What should I do?

 

[kotori]

But I don't know what to do.

What should I do?

Rub your pussy.

 

[tisluvbull]

1) read a book

2) watch a movie

3) EAT

4) Sleep

5) post pictures on Literotica.com

 

[Wilben]

Re: Re: I'm bored

I second this:

Rub your pussy.

Followed by:

Originally posted by tisluvbull
5) post pictures on Literotica.com

 

[TigrGrrl5]

There's a pussy in my av. Geez, are you people never satisfied?

 

[Wilben]

Geez, are you people never satisfied?

Ask a stupid question...

 

[TigrGrrl5]

How about you just dance a jig or something?

 

[Wilben]

How about you just dance a jig or something?

*jigs*

 

[killallhippies]

you come over here and smoke a joint with me. you have to bring the joint.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

Woo hoo!

Dance, baby, dance!

 

[KRCummings]

I have an idea for something you could do. Can you guess what it is?

 

[TigrGrrl5]

I have an idea for something you could do. Can you guess what it is?

Does it involve naked bodies, baby oil and a Twister mat?

 

[Wilben]

Does it involve naked bodies, baby oil and a Twister mat?

This sounds better than my jig.

 

[KRCummings]

Does it involve naked bodies, baby oil and a Twister mat?

It might.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

It might.

Hm. Yes, I see.
Please, tell me more.
How many bodies are involved?

 

[Rhys]

But I don't know what to do.

What should I do?

me too.

Lets shave some fish or something.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

Re: Re: I'm bored

me too.

Lets shave some fish or something.

Ok. Grouper or salmon?

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

Ok. Grouper or salmon?

salmon.

If you got some soy sauce and wasabi we could eat it too.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

salmon.

If you got some soy sauce and wasabi we could eat it too.

Oh good, you know, I hate when my salmon is all hairy.

Hm. Fish joke somewhere in there. I'll let it go

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

Oh good, you know, I hate when my salmon is all hairy.

Hm. Fish joke somewhere in there. I'll let it go

Hairy Fish Nuts!

 

[TigrGrrl5]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

Hairy Fish Nuts!

Um, eew!

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

Um, eew!

Precisely!

 

[KRCummings]

Hm. Yes, I see.
Please, tell me more.
How many bodies are involved?

Just two bodies, yours and mine.
We'd rub the oil on each other, slowly of course, being sure the cover our bodies. Our hands exploring each other, savoring the sensation of touching another woman.
The game would start, right foot green, left hand yellow. Before you know we're entangled on the mat, out hands and mouths in places we'd only dreamed about. I inhale your scent, my tongue darting out for a quick, forbidden taste.

Best I could do on short notice, sweetie.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

Well you can cum over and let me make you feel real good.

Starting with a warm oil massage but i will pay a lot of attention to your breasts and pussy and butt.

Then i'll slip my hard dick in but i will take a blue pill and we can go at it for hours.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

What's with everyone wanting to oil me down? lol