I'm bored - let's play...

[entitled]

Because the shoe lace is moving, if you still have your shoes on.


How does a cat get up a tree and then can't get down?

They're smart enough not to jump.

Do you know what your credit rating is?

 

[bholderman]

Because the shoe lace is moving, if you still have your shoes on.


How does a cat get up a tree and then can't get down?

The claws are shaped in the wrong direction to defy gravity, I would imagine the weight of the hindquarters would feel like its about to fall over itself and continue until it stops, the ground breaking its fall.

 

[zeb1094]

They're smart enough not to jump.

Do you know what your credit rating is?

At this very moment, no. Two months ago, yes.


Have you ever went skinny dipping in a woodland creek?

 

[bholderman]

They're smart enough not to jump.

Do you know what your credit rating is?

Yes, but dont ask.

BTW, I liked SWIM.

 

[kendo1]

How many dead cats have you seen in trees?

 

[entitled]

At this very moment, no. Two months ago, yes.


Have you ever went skinny dipping in a woodland creek?

No.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a public pool?

 

[zeb1094]

How many dead cats have you seen in trees?

Enough!

 

[entitled]

Yes, but dont ask.

BTW, I liked SWIM.

 

[bholderman]

How many dead cats have you seen in trees?

None, but a suprising amount buried in walls.

 

[zeb1094]

No.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a public pool?

Yes, late at night with my wife.


Have you ever walked through the woods nekkid?

 

[entitled]

Yes, late at night with my wife.


Have you ever walked through the woods nekkid?

NOOOOO!!!! There's ticks out there!

Did you know the vikings were more advanced than we are, in some ways?

 

[bholderman]

NOOOOO!!!! There's ticks out there!

Did you know the vikings were more advanced than we are, in some ways?

Im sure. The Romans made better concrete than us.

 

[zeb1094]

NOOOOO!!!! There's ticks out there!

Did you know the vikings were more advanced than we are, in some ways?

Yes.

Have you ever walked through a graveyard at the stroke of midnight?

 

[entitled]

More than once.

Do you believe in ghosts?

 

[zeb1094]

More than once.

Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

Do you believe in a supreme being?

 

[bholderman]

More than once.

Do you believe in ghosts?

I live fifty yards from where a woman killed her children. Shes on death row now. The house has been bulldozed, but I occasionally still hear the kids wandering around.

Yes, I believe in ghosts.

 

[bholderman]

No.

Do you believe in a supreme being?

Yes, in fact Im on the Intelligent Design side, until the try and get it into schools and turn into another polotical argument.

 

[entitled]

No.

Do you believe in a supreme being?

Yep.

bholder - i've got a few that actually follow me around. It's kinda neat.

Hey Virginia, is there a Santa Claus?

 

[zeb1094]

Yep.

bholder - i've got a few that actually follow me around. It's kinda neat.

Hey Virginia, is there a Santa Claus?

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...


Have you ever been out of the country of your origin?

 

[bholderman]

Yep.

bholder - i've got a few that actually follow me around. It's kinda neat.

Hey Virginia, is there a Santa Claus?

Yes, first historical. Then as exactly as the original "Virginia" editorial said.

 

[bholderman]

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...


Have you ever been out of the country of your origin?

Yes, I lived in Germany for 2 years, prostituion was legal, yay!

 

[entitled]

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...


Have you ever been out of the country of your origin?

Only once, for a few hours.

You think i've got a shot at winning that trip to Italy?

 

[kendo1]

No.

Do you believe in a supreme being?

Don't start that! Supreme beings and intelligent design...

Have you noticed how various body parts are just in the right place to... do what you want to do with them!

 

[bholderman]

Don't start that! Supreme beings and intelligent design...

Have you noticed how various body parts are just in the right place to... do what you want to do with them!

Tongues fit into women very neatly on top of everything else.

 

[zeb1094]

Only once, for a few hours.

You think i've got a shot at winning that trip to Italy?

Don't know.


When was the last time you actually sat in a classroom to learn?