I'm bored. Entertain me

[bad kitty]

Nothing on TV, and I can't even drink, so here I am and yall don't even have the decency to be entertaining.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You entertain me, lil girl

 

[Ham Murabi]

Oh, look! I'm juggling three cats, playing the piano and carrying on a vicious conversation with Azwed — all at the same time.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You entertain me, lil girl

Yes. DANCE!

 

[kidthor]

Sadly, there is no entertainment to be found here...

 

[bad kitty]

You entertain me, lil girl

I think I can do that.

 

[bad kitty]

Yes. DANCE!

Ya know I came this close >< to being an exotic dancer.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'm guessing that means your waist was too skinny.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Ya know I came this close >< to being an exotic dancer.

I have a dollar.

 

[bad kitty]

I'm guessing that means your waist was too skinny.

pffft, don't I wish I ended up gettin married instead.

 

[BgMma]

I will dance a jig so you can watch my tits bounce.

I hear it is quite entertaining.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Parlez-vous any french?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*pokes eye out with stick*

Are you entertained yet?

 

[Thin Man]

Soooo

A lot of dancers are married Kitty.

Mine danced for a couple of years after we married. Of course , back in those days they were GO-Go girls. No topless or lap dances then.

We were with another couple lasy week at a club in Iowa and there were more gay women getting lap dances than men.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Soooo

A lot of dancers are married Kitty.

Mine danced for a couple of years after we married. Of course , back in those days they were GO-Go girls. No topless or lap dances then.

We were with another couple lasy week at a club in Iowa and there were more gay women getting lap dances than men.

Translation: Show ur boobz plz

 

[bad kitty]

Parlez-vous any french?

just enough get me in lots of trouble.

 

[bad kitty]

Re: Soooo

A lot of dancers are married Kitty.

Mine danced for a couple of years after we married. Of course , back in those days they were GO-Go girls. No topless or lap dances then.

We were with another couple lasy week at a club in Iowa and there were more gay women getting lap dances than men.

Yeah, but then we moved to DC and lived in the ghetto.

 

[plasticman33]

just enough get me in lots of trouble.

Voulez vous couchez avec moi??

 

[bad kitty]

Voulez vous couchez avec moi??

Yep, that's the one.

Where have you been darlin? I really missed that chest!

 

[plasticman33]

Yep, that's the one.

Where have you been darlin? I really missed that chest!

I'm here darlin'

 

[RobDownSouth]

I read the title to this thread, and realized I am humming Queen's "Let Me Entertain You"

...We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force... of course ...

 

[Thin Man]

Re: Re: Soooo

Yeah, but then we moved to DC and lived in the ghetto.

Why am I somehow offended by that remark?

 

[bad kitty]

Re: Re: Re: Soooo

Why am I somehow offended by that remark?

Maybe because you were looking to be offended by that remark. We lived in teh worst possible part of DC, the SE side and even the locals called it this.