NaddyKnight
Writhing in Darkness
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- May 21, 2012
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This type of thread has always seemed so utterly pretentious to me, but I'm going to inflict one on you anyway. Deal with it.
I've taken an extended leave of absence recently and decided that upon my spontaneous return it is only appropriate that I tell everyone I'm around again.
I don't know why I'm doing this as I doubt many of my real friends still post here....
Oh, that's right! I remember now! It doesn't have anything to do with the people I used to chat with. This is all really a sneaky way of letting you people know that my post number isn't because I'm obsessive about this site nor am I one of those arrogant people with their own thread and a cliquish group of friends.
Not that there's anything wrong with being cliquish or arrogant. I know how much everyone here values militant tolerance (ignoring for a moment the fine denziens of the GB) (oh no, I hope I haven't kicked the nest already. the one thing they really can't stand is being ignored...)
Now, hopefully the length of my post has deterred a few of the less literate and more cyber oriented members. (Yes, yes, I know that even on LIT erotica you have to be reasonably nice to the people who are only here for the second part, but that doesn't mean I have to make it easy for the them.)
So, ramble , ramble , ramble... hopefully you've gathered by now that this isn't the most coherent personal ever. I've written quite a few in the past, some still posted, some not. Most of the info hasn't changed.
Anyway, if you want that kind of info feel free to poke around my threads or my SRP profile. If you're too lazy to do that, that's fine. I'm sure I would be too. Just, please, please, please, have something more interesting to say in your first pm than what I'm sure you can imagine I get all the time.
Who am I to assume you'll send me a pm, you may very well ask. The answer: I am nobody. (And now I'm realizing I should have been making literary references throughout my post... or have I?)
I think I've wasted enough of your time. To the three people still reading this, your attention span is a hell of a lot longer than mine.
I've taken an extended leave of absence recently and decided that upon my spontaneous return it is only appropriate that I tell everyone I'm around again.
I don't know why I'm doing this as I doubt many of my real friends still post here....
Oh, that's right! I remember now! It doesn't have anything to do with the people I used to chat with. This is all really a sneaky way of letting you people know that my post number isn't because I'm obsessive about this site nor am I one of those arrogant people with their own thread and a cliquish group of friends.
Not that there's anything wrong with being cliquish or arrogant. I know how much everyone here values militant tolerance (ignoring for a moment the fine denziens of the GB) (oh no, I hope I haven't kicked the nest already. the one thing they really can't stand is being ignored...)
Now, hopefully the length of my post has deterred a few of the less literate and more cyber oriented members. (Yes, yes, I know that even on LIT erotica you have to be reasonably nice to the people who are only here for the second part, but that doesn't mean I have to make it easy for the them.)
So, ramble , ramble , ramble... hopefully you've gathered by now that this isn't the most coherent personal ever. I've written quite a few in the past, some still posted, some not. Most of the info hasn't changed.
Anyway, if you want that kind of info feel free to poke around my threads or my SRP profile. If you're too lazy to do that, that's fine. I'm sure I would be too. Just, please, please, please, have something more interesting to say in your first pm than what I'm sure you can imagine I get all the time.
Who am I to assume you'll send me a pm, you may very well ask. The answer: I am nobody. (And now I'm realizing I should have been making literary references throughout my post... or have I?)
I think I've wasted enough of your time. To the three people still reading this, your attention span is a hell of a lot longer than mine.
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