I'm back

[Smiley777]

LMAO! Aahhhh Nora you crack me up.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Can I have the Female version..."How to Let a Guy Know You Want to Be SMOOTHed?"

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

BTW if you want to see pics of the wind damage around my home town, go to:

My other thread, with pics

 

[Nora]

Can I have the Female version..."How to Let a Guy Know You Want to Be SMOOTHed?"

PS, there's two versions of that class.

The short course involves learning to giggle, simper, buy your clothes 2 sizes too small and say things like, "*giggles* I'm so horny!" and "I just LOVE to suck cock! *simper*". It's not as easy as it sounds, and there is a small additional fee for the lobotomy.

The alternate course costs a little more than the SMOOTH™ course to defray the expense of the sledgehammers I distribute. As an added bonus, we add a cardio workout to this version so that one may swing the aforementioned sledgehammer with precision.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Nora, I'm Alaskan, I can swing an axe or a sledgehammer just fine. Simper I don't do, but I do giggle. It's my inner cheerleader trying to get out.

 

[Smiley777]

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Oh hush you!

*hugs Mr. Happy Pants*

 

[Smiley777]

Oh hush you!

*hugs Mr. Happy Pants*

Tee hee.

 

[Nora]

Nora, I'm Alaskan, I can swing an axe or a sledgehammer just fine. Simper I don't do, but I do giggle. It's my inner cheerleader trying to get out.

Hrmm. I think you should pass on the short course. I think a lobotomized Alaskan with a sledgehammer might not get the desired effect.


(Smiley, I live to make you chuckle.)

 

[Smiley777]

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(Smiley, I live to make you chuckle.) [/B]

You do a bang up (sledgehammer pun intended) job!

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I want a pipeline worker who is gone for six weeks and home two with a big hurkin paycheck, but sadly, all the good ones are taken.

 

[Nora]

That does sound pretty heavenly, PS. If you find one, find out if he has a friend or brother or something, mkay? *smiles*

Ok, I'm up way past my bedtime. I must go and refresh myself for tomorrow, as every work day, I teach Nora's School of Tech Support for Morons and PeopleSoft backup processes from hell™.

Bleh.

G'night you two. Remember, PS. Sledgehammer. They don't get it otherwise.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I need to go to bed too, sweetums...and actually, for me, even that doesn't work.

When I look a guy right in the eye and say "You know I like you right?" and he looks back and says "Thanks, your a great friend."


*sigh* Which is why I am the Spinster Aunt of Lit.

 

[polarstar]

Now I see...

...that my favorite Spinster is back on track...welcome back...I´ve also been away for a while...here Spring is coming rapidly...it´s ever so nice...did you find yourself a pipeline worker???

hugs/Polarstar

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Now what kind of spinster would I be if I actually had a man? Tsk Tsk, that would be a disgrace to spinster's everywhere!

No, I found a nice boy and put him thru school and he promptly left me.

I'm comfortably settled in my spinsterhood now and write dirty stories.

Can you believe after all the other weather we are now having snow in Anchorage! Sheesh!