I'm Baaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!

[Salvor-Hardon]

Welcome back gorgeous.

NExt we need to work on getting rid of that nasty virus and trojan crap.

Lit is so much more fun when you aren't wading through breast and penis enlargements ads.

2 for 1 breasts make sense but 2 for 1 penises.... I'm so not taking a buddy with me if I ever do that.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hot Damn!!!!!!!!

Hi you cool wierd perverted peoples just like me who I have missed sooooo much.

I am doing good even considering I was cut off totally from the internet, depriving me of good porn and talking with good friends for so long. My doggie Scooter wants me to tell everbody hi, actually he just said "woof" but I think thats what he meant. He is now, though still just mid-sized, fully grown, but still has some puppyism in him.

See ya.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Welcome back gorgeous.

NExt we need to work on getting rid of that nasty virus and trojan crap.

Lit is so much more fun when you aren't wading through breast and penis enlargements ads.

2 for 1 breasts make sense but 2 for 1 penises.... I'm so not taking a buddy with me if I ever do that.

It would be cool if somebody could help me with this. I have never been beaten and have helped other peoples with these bugs but this one has me bent over.

In a nutshell, its a self replicating series of shit. The only hard evidence I can see is the cookie that replicates after each reboot called "todaystats.com/" or something. It then initiates a series of shitviruswormstrojans.

Norton said it identified it as TrojanVundoB and I got the tool but it couldn't find it, so I seen where someone said norton may have misidentified it and so I got the just "Vundo" (no B) tool and it said it found it and kilt it.

Reboot, its back.

I have followed all directions like turning off sys restore and antivirus software and making shared folders read only and disabling network before going safe mode and witch-hunting.

I dumped norton and got Eset node32 antivirus.

Have tried Symantic VundoB tool, Symantic Vundo tool, AdAware, Superantispy, Smitfraud, HijackThis, Norton scans and now Eset Nod32 scans.

It is starting to look like I will have to reload windows to kill it, but I have a zillion programs and a zillion files. I will not be able to do a copy program since it would also copy the bug. So it would not be days but weeks of loading programs and stuff onto a fresh XPpro OS.

All have failed for a permanent fix. If anyone knows a good tool to find and kill this not mentioned please, please tell me.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

It would be cool if somebody could help me with this. I have never been beaten and have helped other peoples with these bugs but this one has me bent over.

In a nutshell, its a self replicating series of shit. The only hard evidence I can see is the cookie that replicates after each reboot called "todaystats.com/" or something. It then initiates a series of shitviruswormstrojans.

Norton said it identified it as TrojanVundoB and I got the tool but it couldn't find it, so I seen where someone said norton may have misidentified it and so I got the just "Vundo" (no B) tool and it said it found it and kilt it.

Reboot, its back.

I have followed all directions like turning off sys restore and antivirus software and making shared folders read only and disabling network before going safe mode and witch-hunting.

I dumped norton and got Eset node32 antivirus.

Have tried Symantic VundoB tool, Symantic Vundo tool, AdAware, Superantispy, Smitfraud, HijackThis, Norton scans and now Eset Nod32 scans.

It is starting to look like I will have to reload windows to kill it, but I have a zillion programs and a zillion files. I will not be able to do a copy program since it would also copy the bug. So it would not be days but weeks of loading programs and stuff onto a fresh XPpro OS.

All have failed for a permanent fix. If anyone knows a good tool to find and kill this not mentioned please, please tell me.

Let me PM you a suite of tools we use to hunt viruses where I work and how we use them.

 

[gauchecritic]

eyup lisa.

 

[SweetWitch]

Welcome back, Lisa. I was getting my connection from my neighbor, but she cut her internet off and left me with icky, slow dialup. Had to actually *gulp* purchase my own connection. Sigh.

Good to have you back.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It would be cool if somebody could help me with this. I have never been beaten and have helped other peoples with these bugs but this one has me bent over.

In a nutshell, its a self replicating series of shit. The only hard evidence I can see is the cookie that replicates after each reboot called "todaystats.com/" or something. It then initiates a series of shitviruswormstrojans.

Norton said it identified it as TrojanVundoB and I got the tool but it couldn't find it, so I seen where someone said norton may have misidentified it and so I got the just "Vundo" (no B) tool and it said it found it and kilt it.

Reboot, its back.

I have followed all directions like turning off sys restore and antivirus software and making shared folders read only and disabling network before going safe mode and witch-hunting.

I dumped norton and got Eset node32 antivirus.

Have tried Symantic VundoB tool, Symantic Vundo tool, AdAware, Superantispy, Smitfraud, HijackThis, Norton scans and now Eset Nod32 scans.

It is starting to look like I will have to reload windows to kill it, but I have a zillion programs and a zillion files. I will not be able to do a copy program since it would also copy the bug. So it would not be days but weeks of loading programs and stuff onto a fresh XPpro OS.

All have failed for a permanent fix. If anyone knows a good tool to find and kill this not mentioned please, please tell me.

Oh honey, I went through that with Malware and fake antispyware. When I finally realized what was going on, I had over 6700 cookies scattered throughout my C drive. I took the entire stack to PC Warehouse and told the geek in charge what I had. You know how the last thing you want to hear from your surgeon is "oops"? The last thing you want your geek-in-shining-horn-rims to do is wince. He winced. After calming me down and wiping the tears from my fur, I had him just install a new hard drive and Windows. Then I bought Eset Smart Security and haven't been bothered since. Just bite the bullet and start over. I know it hurts but trying to fiddle with the Great Evil will just raise your blood pressure and shorten your life.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hi G (orgasm eyes) and sweetwitch!!

Salvor I will go lookie in my PM's.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oh honey, I went through that with Malware and fake antispyware. When I finally realized what was going on, I had over 6700 cookies scattered throughout my C drive. I took the entire stack to PC Warehouse and told the geek in charge what I had. You know how the last thing you want to hear from your surgeon is "oops"? The last thing you want your geek-in-shining-horn-rims to do is wince. He winced. After calming me down and wiping the tears from my fur, I had him just install a new hard drive and Windows. Then I bought Eset Smart Security and haven't been bothered since. Just bite the bullet and start over. I know it hurts but trying to fiddle with the Great Evil will just raise your blood pressure and shorten your life.

I know, but since I can't do a copy drive without getting the bug also it means installing every program. Hundreds, take one for instance Dragon Naturally Speaking, that hours and hours of training after the install.

I think I may be fucked, totally, but happy to be back on-line.

Goin to look at PM's.

 

[tolyk]

TE, toylk, Cloudy and the hot good lil witch?!?!

(Lisa passes out having multiple orgasms)

Hey now, wake up and enjoy your orgasms properly young miss

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hey now, wake up and enjoy your orgasms properly young miss

Your one of the best tolyk.

Late night talks on threads, my problems, your problems, sympathy and support. You are what I love about Lit.

Well, you and Og's talking lesbian spiders, hahahahahhahhahaha.

 

[TE999]

TE, toylk, Cloudy and the hot good lil witch?!?!

(Lisa passes out having multiple orgasms)

I know I must have given you some of them, but after awhile things got somewhat involved.

Those damn viruses suck skunk butt. I picked one up a few months back and one of my geek buddies finally killed it after 3 hrs of trying.

Try www.majorgeeks.com for some freebie and shareware antivirus programs. It's an awesome site and maybe something there will help.

Good luck sweetie.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Lisa. It is certainly nice to see you back, especially that cute little triangle of white panty.

Either I'm getting a serious case of deja vu or I said that same thing about a month ago.

 

[fifty5]

Hi Lisa,

So good to see your smiling 'face' again.

For anti-virus, I use AVG - http://free.avg.com/ and haven't had any infection problems. Dunno whether that might help, but at least it's free.

BUT... I also mostly run Linux, especially on a hardware firewall.

Ask around to see if you have a Linux guru to hand. (I wish I knew enough, but it's a battle to cope for myself, but very reassuring to know that when stuff does go wrong, at least it's by accident, not deliberate.) If you do find one, with an AV like yours, you'll have no difficulty in getting help. A hardware firewall is just an out-of-date PC that has 2 network cards and is fast enough to pull in and push out stuff to and from the internet - by current standards that's VERY S......L......O......W. Mine's an old 486! If you can find a Linux guru, (s)he's likely to be able to find you a suitable box (all the Linux community get off on helping others, so passing on hardware that's past its sell-by date gives them, if not an orgasm, at least a golden glow).

A firewall doesn't actually prevent virus-laden files coming through, but does stop any that have arrived from contacting the world outside. Given that, a lot of them die from malnutrition.

All the very best wishes to get free from the infection,

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hi and nice to see you to everbody.

Thanks and I appreciate it to everbody who was helping me with the bug.

Everyone may want to jot this down:

"Norman Vundo Cleaner"

This is not norton or symantic, I used their vundo cleaning tools without success, but Norman. May god bless the makers of this small free download, which has just freed me from the evil clutches of a virus spawned in hell by satanic devil worshipping pig slimeballs.

I AM FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!!!!

(Lisa mimics breaking chains and shouting praise for freedom)

After using most known programs to me, and I know lots, and many dozens of apps and tools suggested by knowledgeable helpful others, I stumbled upon this tool after hours of researching with google. A quick download of this app and run, a click of one button, and after maybe 5 seconds the bug is gone and dead, along with the 72 trojans it installed without my knowledge.

OMGosh, thank goodness for Norman Vundo Cleaner!!!!!!!!

If it wasn't free I would be a great salesperson.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I have missed looking up that skirt.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hi and nice to see you to everbody.

Thanks and I appreciate it to everbody who was helping me with the bug.

Everyone may want to jot this down:

"Norman Vundo Cleaner"

This is not norton or symantic, I used their vundo cleaning tools without success, but Norman. May god bless the makers of this small free download, which has just freed me from the evil clutches of a virus spawned in hell by satanic devil worshipping pig slimeballs.

I AM FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!!!!

(Lisa mimics breaking chains and shouting praise for freedom)

After using most known programs to me, and I know lots, and many dozens of apps and tools suggested by knowledgeable helpful others, I stumbled upon this tool after hours of researching with google. A quick download of this app and run, a click of one button, and after maybe 5 seconds the bug is gone and dead, along with the 72 trojans it installed without my knowledge.

OMGosh, thank goodness for Norman Vundo Cleaner!!!!!!!!

If it wasn't free I would be a great salesperson.

AWESOME!


and thanks for the heads up on a new tool to use. You rock!

 

[Remec]

Hope to see you all when I have time!!!!

Well, hey there, stranger! *hug smooch* Always a pleasure to see your smiling face and amusing posts.

Welcome back and I hope we'll be seeing lots more of you.

 

[Tarakin]

Welcome back, Lisa! You have been missed!

 

[oggbashan]

I checked the lesbian spiders this morning.

They paused in their lovemaking just long enough to wave "Hello" to Lisa before wrapping their legs around each other.

I haven't worked out yet how they managed to have so many offspring this year. They must have persuaded some poor unsuspecting male spiders into their lair. There is no sign of the males. Perhaps they're wrapped in spider silk until they're needed again.

Og

 

[Guest]

I checked the lesbian spiders this morning.

They paused in their lovemaking just long enough to wave "Hello" to Lisa before wrapping their legs around each other.

I haven't worked out yet how they managed to have so many offspring this year. They must have persuaded some poor unsuspecting male spiders into their lair. There is no sign of the males. Perhaps they're wrapped in spider silk until they're needed again.

Og

Have you written some sort of lesbian spider sex story yet?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Well, hey there, stranger! *hug smooch* Always a pleasure to see your smiling face and amusing posts.

Welcome back and I hope we'll be seeing lots more of you.

I keep lookin on here and seeing my favorite peoples, hi Remec and smooches bach at you.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I checked the lesbian spiders this morning.

They paused in their lovemaking just long enough to wave "Hello" to Lisa before wrapping their legs around each other.

I haven't worked out yet how they managed to have so many offspring this year. They must have persuaded some poor unsuspecting male spiders into their lair. There is no sign of the males. Perhaps they're wrapped in spider silk until they're needed again.

Og

I am soooooooooooooooo interested in the on-goin spider scientifical investigations Og, but its hard to concentrate on your posts cause the hat in your AV gets me wet.

Kisses to you and the spiderladies.

 

[Guest]

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ello, love.

 

[oggbashan]

Have you written some sort of lesbian spider sex story yet?

I think it would break Lit's rules unless they were mythical spiders.

These spiders are very real.

Og