I'm an idiot

[pop_54]

It wasn't one of my high points, but I really did. Was in the middle of a screaming rant with SO at the time, and the poor guy rang the doorbell as I was searching for clothing. I just flung the door open and glared at him and the look on his face when he saw me, I will never forget. He didn't say a word, merely handed me the package and signature pad. I signed it and burst into raucous laughter when the door finally closed. And the best part, the SO was so mad that I flashed the Fed Ex man that he didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. And I was grateful for the silence. Honestly. Makes me giggle to remember now.

~lucky (you never knew I was so nuts, did you?)

How do I get a job as a delivery man in your town?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How do I get a job as a delivery man in your town?

Sweetie, you don't need a job...just show up on the doorstep with your package and we'll be in business.

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Hey there Popster!

Yo lewd man, how's it haging, or are all the rings still attached

Is that right that you rolled over in bed the other night and pole vaulted out of the window

 

[pop_54]

Sweetie, you don't need a job...just show up on the doorstep with your package and we'll be in business.

~lucky

Wrapping package as we speak

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yo lewd man, how's it haging, or are all the rings still attached

Is that right that you rolled over in bed the other night and pole vaulted out of the window

Fucking killing me, Pop! ROFLMAO! Snorted twice, even...very embarassing and still I can't stop...pole vaulted... HA HA HA!

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Wrapping package as we speak

Peeling the blouse off and peeking out windows...expectantly...

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Peeling the blouse off and peeking out windows...expectantly...

~lucky

Oh God I've just cum

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh God I've just cum

Sorry I missed it

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Sorry I missed it

~lucky

Give me 10 minutes

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Give me 10 minutes

Shit, you're still coming over? I already put my blouse back on...but I'll strip it again...

~lucky

 

[CharleyH]

Shit, you're still coming over? I already put my blouse back on...but I'll strip it again...

~lucky

Hm, pops should just warp it and post it, its almost Easter, pink and bowed?

Lucky you are a SLUT lol And don't we all just love it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hm, pops should just warp it and post it, its almost Easter, pink and bowed?

Lucky you are a SLUT lol And don't we all just love it.

Nice typo, CharleyH...Warp? I hope he doesn't warp it, might prove uncomfortable...

Cut a slut some slack, I'm suffering here...

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Hm, pops should just warp it and post it, its almost Easter, pink and bowed?

Lucky you are a SLUT lol And don't we all just love it.

It's warped enough already Charley darling, bent in the middle like a one string fiddle

Yes don't we just love it

 

[minsue]

Yes don't we just love it

I'm pretty sure we'd have no problem coming to a unanimous vote on that one.

 

[Somme]

Because we both think we can make a difference. I am now convinced that 90 percent of the people that post there have IQ's below 80.

I'm amazed at your generosity, Kelly.