I'm a VIRGIN!!

[sweetcyanide]

WoooHoo.    


Silly people finally realized I'm a virgin and not a guest...

*giggles*

Never thought I'd be so thrilled the day I proclaimed to the world that I was a virgin.

 

[sweetcyanide]

Oh that's right.


I forgot all of you were newbie bashers.

That's ok....I'll just go sulk in my dark corner of the room now....

 

[Skibum]

There is nothing wrong with being new! Welcome, and have a good time. Most of the newby bashing is directed at a few people who will still be worthy of being bashed when they reach the legend status!

 

[sweetcyanide]

Thanks skibum.

You're kindness is welcome.

Have a happy thought

 

[Paladm]

Welcome ...

Even though even I am still a virgin I have been coming here for a while so hope you do enjoy ...

 

[Expertise]

Hey sorry for the delay in welcoming you. Jump in the pool the waters fine....unless of course Spunky to a whiz in it again.

 

[scylis]

you mean the water's not naturally warm over here?!?
EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
*jumps out of the water*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Peeing - yellow cloud beneath

There are no virgins! Period.

 

[scylis]

can't he be banned or something?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

drip... drip... drip...

Take it easy Syphilis.

 

[scylis]

there is a saying.. it goes something like this:
we don't soak in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah -

My grandmother used to tell me that - but I've actually put the chemicals in the water. Those are far worse than my pee or anyone's pee - well maybe not your pee. Acrid - can smell the fumes from here.

 

[scylis]

it's not that at all...
it's incredably disrespectful...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah but -

If'n you've had seven or so beers and the head is 50 yds away... better on the baldder'n clamping down and hurting yourself.

 

[Expertise]

I'd engage in this little battle if my father hadn't given me some great advice....

Never get in a pissing contest with a man who has no dick.... he'll spray on your shoes as well as his own.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Lately -

I've been split-streaming... No matter how much I pull, prod and yank - I aim toward the center and whoosh - a devining rod of split pee soup. None makes it to its target until the damn breaks. I do wash up - ever the good guest.

 

[Expertise]

Genital wart in the way perhaps?

 

[Skibum]

Gee, Sparky. You piss people off everywhere you go. Must be your charming personality. When you do piss in the pool, make sure you don't piss out what few brain cells you have left.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But... bbut... bbbut...

I'm so easily lead when my little head does the thinking.

 

[ShyGuy68]

sweetcyanide

Welcome to the board! I hope you'll have lots of fun here, and enjoy it all!

 

[sweetcyanide]

thanks to everyone who's made me feel welcomed. I look forward to voicing my opinions on the board now, if I so feel the urge.

And sparky... ~*gives him a cookie*~ be a good dick.


aside: How long has this sight existed? *curious* How long have I been missing out? *wonders*

 

[teresafannin]

Hello & welcome to the board. I have been lurking here for a few months, registered about a month or so ago. It is lots of fun & many interesting people, whether you agree with them or not. Enjoy!

 

[morgainefairy]

welcome, sweetie!
sorry you arrived in the midst of such rudeness.
i think spanky or sparky or whatever will be winning a trip to a deserted island soon.
have a great time...and as i was welcomed:
get naked and relax for a while.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Hey welcome to the board and don't worry we all started out at virgins. As for sparky I still want to know if you were calling me a little bitch in heat. At least have the balls to answer the question! You seem to be pissing off alot of people as for me I think I deserve an apology.

 

[Silverlily]

Hail and welcome!

I actually got a kick out of getting my virginity back, God, I just wish I could have told my mother! The fun part now is hanging in there long enough to find the perfect person to lose it to.

Have fun.http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/cheer.gif