I'm a profiler

[Skiddles2014]

When people contact me to do work for them, I google them and find out whatever I can on them before I go to meet them. Sometimes I use their interests that they share to my advantage.

It's like preemptive stalking without the creepy phone calls.

 

[Bert Notorius]

When people contact me to do work for them, I google them and find out whatever I can on them before I go to meet them. Sometimes I use their interests that they share to my advantage.

It's like preemptive stalking without the creepy phone calls.

i can see how that may be helpful as you're changing someone's furnace filter.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Considering Skittles history here I suspect he has read about the plumbers gettin laid a lot and went out and bought a Plumber's Helper (plunger) and cleans crap out of toilets.

 

[Skiddles2014]

i can see how that may be helpful as you're changing someone's furnace filter.

Something wrong, cupcake?

I can make your weeks salary in half a day.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Ooh, a twofer.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Something wrong, cupcake?

I can make your weeks salary in half a day.

and the 2 days a year you work won't pay your rogaine bill.

 

[Bert Notorius]

and what a killswitch kinda thing to say, i might add.

 

[Skiddles2014]

He would have to mow A LOT of lawns...

And I work like 3 days a week most weeks.

 

[Bert Notorius]

so, you're a canadian. more time to lay around stoned and beat your family.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Queersetti]

Whoa. Bert wins a thread for the first time since 2006.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Whoa. Bert wins a thread for the first time since 2006.

That's considered winning?

 

[girlsmiley]

That's considered winning?

If you have to ask you're boynextdoor.

 

[Skiddles2014]

If you have to ask you're boynextdoor.

He's from boston.

There's no need to insult me.

 

[Queersetti]

That's considered winning?

Sorry, dude, but he aced the very difficult Killswitch Comparison Gambit.

 

[BotanyBoy]

so, you're a canadian. more time to lay around stoned and beat your family.

LOL that sounds more like a drinker than a stoner.....

 

[Skiddles2014]

Sorry, dude, but he aced the very difficult Killswitch Comparison Gambit.

To be fair, my paper boy probably makes more than Bert.

 

[Skiddles2014]

LOL that sounds more like a drinker than a stoner.....

He's just jealous he's too 'plump' to throw a punch.

 

[thirty]

When people contact me to do work for them, I google them and find out whatever I can on them before I go to meet them. Sometimes I use their interests that they share to my advantage.

It's like preemptive stalking without the creepy phone calls.

You can find information about most of the people you contact?

 

[Super-Surprise]

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