I'M A PERVERT
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bluntforcemama
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LOL... try "the stranger." My three male roommates do it all the time, they tell me that all you have to do is sit on your hand until it gets numb, and then jack yourself off and it'll feel like someone else's hand! Don't ask me why they know this... because you already know why!
bluntforcemama
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We're all perverts!
Just one big perverted family!
Just one big perverted family!
bluntforcemama
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Xander
I'm guessing "no," because I have to use my fingers, not my palm.
I'm guessing "no," because I have to use my fingers, not my palm.
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Xander said:
Yes, but I've seen a very fascinating photo of a guy giving himself a blowjob, so there's still hope for you.
SweetCherry
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Xander, you say 'pervert' like it's a BAD thing. 
I've always been proud to be a bit of a perv. I've spent many years cultivating my level of perversion and continue it each day. Be proud of it!
I've always been proud to be a bit of a perv. I've spent many years cultivating my level of perversion and continue it each day. Be proud of it!
Main Entry: 1per.vert
Pronunciation: p&r-'v&rt
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert, from per- thoroughly + vertere to turn -- more at PER-, WORTH
Date: 14th century
1 a : to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right : CORRUPT b : to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted : MISDIRECT
2 a : to divert to a wrong end or purpose : MISUSE b : to twist the meaning or sense of : MISINTERPRET
synonym see DEBASE
- per.vert.er noun
Main Entry: 2per.vert
Pronunciation: 'p&r-"v&rt
Function: noun
Date: circa 1661
: one that has been perverted; specifically : one given to some form of sexual perversion
Are we people who lead society away from what is good and morally right? Are we corrupting innocent minds? I hope so. Oh yes - I really hope so.
Pronunciation: p&r-'v&rt
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert, from per- thoroughly + vertere to turn -- more at PER-, WORTH
Date: 14th century
1 a : to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right : CORRUPT b : to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted : MISDIRECT
2 a : to divert to a wrong end or purpose : MISUSE b : to twist the meaning or sense of : MISINTERPRET
synonym see DEBASE
- per.vert.er noun
Main Entry: 2per.vert
Pronunciation: 'p&r-"v&rt
Function: noun
Date: circa 1661
: one that has been perverted; specifically : one given to some form of sexual perversion
Are we people who lead society away from what is good and morally right? Are we corrupting innocent minds? I hope so. Oh yes - I really hope so.
SweetCherry
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Leave it to an Aussie to know the definition of 'pervert'! 
I think it's bred into them at conception.
I think it's bred into them at conception.
Bubba402001
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I am not a pervert. I am a provert.Pro because I am old and have been way beyond perverted in my years.
crystalhunting
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Who here isnt a pervert?
TN_Vixen
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Exactly!
I've often said that I'm a proud pervert. There's a most dignified air about those of us who revel in the art of sensuality. ;-)
SweetCherry said:Xander, you say 'pervert' like it's a BAD thing.
I've always been proud to be a bit of a perv. I've spent many years cultivating my level of perversion and continue it each day. Be proud of it!
I've often said that I'm a proud pervert. There's a most dignified air about those of us who revel in the art of sensuality. ;-)
Actually Not
Using Myst as an example, we are not perverts.
Myst's sweet soft pussy is made for fondling. Fondling it sooths and calms (after a brief rise in libidinous activities) the entire body, saving it from the long term ravages of tension and excessive uprightness.
So she would not be perverting something to a use other than intended. That's just the way I see it.
So all this time, we have all been suffering under a misconception that needs stamping out. So, c'mon, get out your stampers!
Using Myst as an example, we are not perverts.
Myst's sweet soft pussy is made for fondling. Fondling it sooths and calms (after a brief rise in libidinous activities) the entire body, saving it from the long term ravages of tension and excessive uprightness.
So she would not be perverting something to a use other than intended. That's just the way I see it.
So all this time, we have all been suffering under a misconception that needs stamping out. So, c'mon, get out your stampers!
SweetCherry
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Thank you, Jake! It's nice to have my perversions recognized as healthy!
Now, where IS that list of perverts on Lit? I was hoping to find it somewhere in here? Then again, maybe the list of NON-perverts would be shorter to read!
Now, where IS that list of perverts on Lit? I was hoping to find it somewhere in here? Then again, maybe the list of NON-perverts would be shorter to read!
bluntforcemama
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Oh My!
Maryanne's got me turned on now! phew!
Maryanne's got me turned on now! phew!
