I'm a lumberjack

Do you dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars?
 
I'm a hogjack

The lumberjacks have much better hours. I'm considering a career change.
 
SpiceCake said:
Thanks Chris! :D

I love MP, don't you? :heart:
simply the best the holy grail and meaning of life are among my favorites....and though it wasnt true MP a fish called wanda was funny as hell!:D
 
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
 
christophe said:
simply the best the holy grail and meaning of life are among my favorites....and though it wasnt true MP a fish called wanda was funny as hell!:D

Agreed! :)

I love the Life of Brian, too!

"All I said was, 'That meal was fit for Jehovah!'"
 
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
 
Life of Brian was the best.

Is this where I come for an argument?
 
I'mVan said:
Life of Brian was the best.

Is this where I come for an argument?

No arguments here! Just some fun.

Did you bring his shoe or the holy gourd?

"I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I was gonna thump him!" :D
 
glamorilla said:
lumberjacks are hot.

Especially those broad shoulders in those plaid shirts and those fucking tight jeans! Whew - it's getting warm in here! :p
 
This is an ex-parrot!

I'm thinking of selling dead parrots for my next occupation. My shoppe would be called "The Dead Parrot's Society".
 
...leaping from tree to tree as they sail down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
 
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