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Awesome, thanks graceanne

*sends cookies*
But see? People are constantly sending you cookies. Nobody can eat them all so fast that there's none left for a picture. At least there should be a pile of crumbs around you.

OK, I'm sure you'll say the crumbs don't last long, either. You win. You're Lit's own resident cookie vacuum. So I guess you won't be offended when I say "baby, you sure suck." :cool:
 
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Wow, talk about a thread hijack! ;)

Well that's why I post, I love stimulate conversation (among of course, other things):devil:
 
Wow, talk about a thread hijack! ;)

If you insist. The weapon of choice seems to be cookies. However, so far I haven't seen the thread arrive safetly in the middle east, neither have I seen any political prisoners released. So I'm not sure the hijacking is a particularly effective tactic.
 
But see? People are constantly sending you cookies. Nobody can eat them all so fast that there's none left for a picture. At least there should be a pile of crumbs around you.

OK, I'm sure you'll say the crumbs don't last long, either. You win. You're Lit's own resident cookie vacuum. So I guess you won't be offended when I say "baby, you sure suck." :cool:

Cookie. Vacuum.

ROFLMAO

OMG I LOVE THAT!
 
.... You're Lit's own resident cookie vacuum. So I guess you won't be offended when I say "baby, you sure suck." :cool:

Cookie. Vacuum.

ROFLMAO

OMG I LOVE THAT!
Back in prehistoric times (late 1970s), I (along with 5,000 or so other soccer fans) used to attend Tampa Bay Rowdies games at 70,000+ seat Tampa Stadium, sitting a mere 7 rows behind the Rowdies bench. The officiating was soooo bad one night (from my point of view ;) ) that in an otherwise quiet moment, I screamed out at the head referee, "Your mother's maiden name had to have been Hoover!" He was looking in my direction at the time...

At halftime, as the ref and linesmen were walking out through the tunnel, he looked up at me and quietly said in a very dignified English accent, "Please don't make me laugh during the action, sir." I treasure that memory.
 
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