I'm A Guru!
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Lizzie_Borden
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Oh, that kind of guru.
For some reason I was thinking of oral worship, and paying homage, etc
For some reason I was thinking of oral worship, and paying homage, etc
Seurat
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Oh, that kind of guru.
For some reason I was thinking of oral worship, and paying homage, etc
If only.
Sir_Winston54
Assume the position!
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CongratsIt took 5 1/2 years, but hey let's celebrate!
ONE? :: blink ::
Dude, you need to post more if it took you this long.
Of course, this is coming from one of lits biggest post whores.
Literotica Guru, at 500 posts. At 1,000, I think, you can put in your own custom title.What comes after "Really, Really Experienced"?
graceanne
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Yes, one. I'm not the only big post whore on lit, mister. Take a look at the who posted how many times in the blurt thread, and remember you were gone for a year.
DVS
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...which then could be that oral worship, and paying homage GuruCongrats
ONE? :: blink ::
Literotica Guru, at 500 posts. At 1,000, I think, you can put in your own custom title.
Sir_Winston54
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Yeah, yeah... but you're still 75% ahead of me in blurt posts, a whole 850 more posts than I have there, you've been a Lit member a month longer, and have just under three times as many total posts. I'm *never* gonna catch up to you.Yes, one. I'm not the only big post whore on lit, mister. Take a look at the who posted how many times in the blurt thread, and remember you were gone for a year.
right backatcha.
DVS
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Damn...look up sammie in the dictionary, and I think you'll see this post.Yes, one. I'm not the only big post whore on lit, mister. Take a look at the who posted how many times in the blurt thread, and remember you were gone for a year.
graceanne
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Yeah, yeah... but you're still 75% ahead of me in blurt posts, a whole 850 more posts than I have there, you've been a Lit member a month longer, and have just under three times as many total posts. I'm *never* gonna catch up to you.
If I took off a year, I bet you would!
I could take a year off, really! I just don't want to!
Damn...look up sammie in the dictionary, and I think you'll see this post.
The picture of me wouldn't be a dead giveaway?
FungiUg
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I think I'd need a lot longer than that to catch up! But then, I did take a year off. Er, more than once.
graceanne
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Yeah, you would need to post more often when you're here, too.
Betticus, for instance, would rival me in posts if he posted routinely, cause when he's here he posts lots. Even without your breaks I would probably still have posts.
graceanne
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I wish we could do for entire forums what we can do for threads. You know, figure out who's posted how many times.
Well, sorta. It could be sort of embarrassing. I checked out the oral servitude thread, and I'm in the top 15. Kinda weird, considering that I'm not into oral servitude.
Well, sorta. It could be sort of embarrassing.
I checked out the oral servitude thread, and I'm in the top 15. Kinda weird, considering that I'm not into oral servitude. I wish we could do for entire forums what we can do for threads. You know, figure out who's posted how many times.
Well, sorta. It could be sort of embarrassing.
Look at it this way: you got the competition licked!
Oy, I could use a drink.
graceanne
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Sir_Winston54
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Okay, that was pretty good - got a snicker out of me.Oh, lord.
Very punny.
graceanne
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Lizzie_Borden
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I wish we could do for entire forums what we can do for threads. You know, figure out who's posted how many times.
Well, sorta. It could be sort of embarrassing.
How do you do that?
SirLeo
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Well, been that kind of a guru for many, many years! *proudly strokes salt & pepper beard*Oh, that kind of guru.
For some reason I was thinking of oral worship, and paying homage, etc
SirLeo
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Oh, that kind of guru.
For some reason I was thinking of oral worship, and paying homage, etc
As a Guru, you get to sit on mountain tops and play weird music with lots of sitars. Awesome.
Yes, I've been to the mountain, meditated, played sitar, bell gongs and drums. Yet still when I come back down, can't seem to shake the urge to have my cock worshiped!
graceanne
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Next to the thread, the spot that tells you how many posts there are in the thread is a link. click on it.
Lizzie_Borden
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