I'm a fake.

[domjoe]

Not a caliente one?

 

[Guest]

Is that it, then? Is the AH all finished now? Can I pack up and go home?

No way, babe. You stay put. (That's the domina in me talkin' now.) P.

 

[Guest]

No way, babe. You stay put. (That's the domina in me talkin' now.) P.

Roawrrrrrrrr! That was sexy. Ok, I'm staying.

Loulou

 

[domjoe]

Roawrrrrrrrr! That was sexy. Ok, I'm staying.

Loulou

Wow, P. You're better than me at this domination thing. I would have asked her if she'd mind terribly staying put if it's not to much trouble.

 

[Guest]

Wow, P. You're better than me at this domination thing. I would have asked her if she'd mind terribly staying put if it's not to much trouble.

See, that's why I prefer Yorkshire now. You soft southerners are way too polite. P.

 

[Guest]

See, that's why I prefer Yorkshire now. You soft southerners are way too polite. P.

Not all of them.

Joe: bless you. Get some lessons.

 

[Guest]

Joe: bless you. Get some lessons.

Too late methinks. I predict the return of SubJoe. P.

 

[domjoe]

Too late methinks. I predict the return of SubJoe. P.

I'm warning you, you're not too senior to be put over my knee. And don't think I haven't thought about it.

 

[Guest]

I'm warning you, you're not too senior to be put over my knee. And don't think I haven't thought about it.

My comma just stood up. P.

 

[Guest]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[domjoe]

...still thinking about it.....

...there. Now: What were you saying.

 

[Guest]

...still thinking about it.....

...there. Now: What were you saying.

Dunno, P's gone to get fags and my train's been de-railed.

 

[domjoe]

Dunno, P's gone to get fags and my train's been de-railed.

Then, I bid you good night.

(oops, not dom enough)

Then, off you go, and hae a good night, or I'll give you a smack bottom. And don't think I haven't thought about it.

 

[Guest]

Then, I bid you good night.

(oops, not dom enough)

Then, off you go, and hae a good night, or I'll give you a smack bottom. And don't think I haven't thought about it.

No, you got me wrong. I was referring to my train of thought. Way too early for bed.

Nice try, though. I was tempted.

 

[domjoe]

No, you got me wrong. I was referring to my train of thought. Way too early for bed.

Nice try, though. I was tempted.

I'm still in the orifice. I really should go. Oh, what the hell: Just one smack:


WHACK


Right. That's better. You've either got a wonderfully firm ass, or a hip-flask in your back pocket. Frankly, my hand hurts.

'Night.

 

[Guest]

I'm still in the orifice. I really should go. Oh, what the hell: Just one smack:


WHACK


Right. That's better. You've either got a wonderfully firm ass, or a hip-flask in your back pocket. Frankly, my hand hurts.

'Night.

Hardly felt it.

G'night.

 

[shereads]

Thank you, you big black wild untamed Arab gelding.

~ Domjoe eavesdrops on President Bush and Colin Powell at a Promise Keepers retreat.

 

[shereads]

Yeah, my mum used to call the gays "the happy people"

We didn't have them in South Carolina. We had confirmed bachelors. Quiet, nervous, bachelors.

 

[carsonshepherd]

We didn't have them in South Carolina. We had confirmed bachelors. Quiet, nervous, bachelors.

We like "the happy people" a lot better.