I'm a Cheater...

[VaticanAssassin]

I admit it. It makes me feel good. I do not even think about the consequences or who it hurts. If given the chance to do it all over again I probably would do the same thing. In the long run it probably hurts my wife..... But I give in and do it anyway.


As she finishes up her Masters, every semester she takes more classes than she should. Half of them are typically on line. I pick one or two classes I think will interest me the most and complete them for her from start to finish.


There...I admitted it and feel a little better know.

 

[dolf]

it's not april.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

it's not april.

Shut the hell up and show me your homework!

See?........ I cant stop!

 

[neci]

that's so sad.

 

[Recidiva]

I hope you've thought about what you've done, young man. I think. I mean, you could be a 12-year-old in Indonesia as far as I'm concerned.

 

[unregistered]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I hope you've thought about what you've done, young man. I think. I mean, you could be a 12-year-old in Indonesia as far as I'm concerned.

My wife was 14 when I was 24. It is a good thing we had not met yet.

 

[Recidiva]

My wife was 14 when I was 24. It is a good thing we had not met yet.

I laughed. Ulaven and I are exactly six months apart and I am the elder. Half the year I'm a cradle robber!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I laughed. Ulaven and I are exactly six months apart and I am the elder. Half the year I'm a cradle robber!

I went to middle school with my wife's step mother and my ex wife, who were best friends.

Its all very Jerry.

 

[Recidiva]

I went to middle school with my wife's step mother and my ex wife, who were best friends.

Its all very Jerry.

So how'd you cheat? I'm assuming "Sometimes I pretended I didn't hear the baby crying and let her haul her weary ass out of bed" sort of thing.

But you could surprise me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I laughed. Ulaven and I are exactly six months apart and I am the elder. Half the year I'm a cradle robber!

Oh Shit! Get ready for the tempest of outrage.

 

[Recidiva]

You got me this time, VaticanAssassin! I'll get you and your little white text too!

I'd say "my pretty" but that's a little creepy.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Thanks for pointing that out!!

I was so looking forward to the false assumptions and self righteous indignation...... To be followed by pitchfork, torches, and secret twitter meetings.

 

[Recidiva]

Thanks for pointing that out!!

I was so looking forward to the false assumptions and self righteous indignation...... To be followed by pitchfork, torches, and secret twitter meetings.

I thought about editing it. But think about it. If they didn't read what you wrote, they're not going to read what I wrote. I was hoping to double down on funny. But we can both edit and lie in wait if you want.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd chase you with a pitchfork if it will make you feel better. I'm generous that way.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'd chase you with a pitchfork if it will make you feel better. I'm generous that way.

As long as it has long, hard, thick forks....That's the way I like my forks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

As long as it has long, hard, thick prongs....That's the way I like my forks.

They're called prongs. I'm not asking you to take a test for me.

I'd fork you anyway you'd like.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're just begging to be forked, aren't you?