I'm a changed man

Rob, I told you. I'm a changed man and you are not getting the scoop.


I mean there are hundreds of reasons a man would change his appearance. Hundreds I tell you.:cool:
Reason No. 1: a woman
 
when I read the title I thought you were doing a betty.
I expected powder blue pantyhose and a wig :cool:
 
Rob, I told you. I'm a changed man and you are not getting the scoop.


I mean there are hundreds of reasons a man would change his appearance. Hundreds I tell you.:cool:

Fucking hell, JimBob! :mad:

Your publisher says I have to deliver 22 chapters by the end of the month and I've only got 18 ready to go. You're paying me a shit-ton of money to ghostwrite your autobiography but I'm gonna need a bit more detail.

By the way, the publisher said the Filipino ping-pong girl story is a no-go.
 
I never understood why men dye their hair.

Sure, I used to have purple or orange hair at one time or another, but dying to hide grey hair seems silly and usually looks sillier.

I'm sure you're an exception of course.

*turns head and snickers*
 
I never understood why men dye their hair.

Sure, I used to have purple or orange hair at one time or another, but dying to hide grey hair seems silly and usually looks sillier.

I'm sure you're an exception of course.

*turns head and snickers*

Why? Because I'm 56 years old and my gf is 37. I've got enough grey/white hair to be confused as her daddy (which technically, I guess I'm old enough to be, but stilll...). Anyway, I've found a good compromise in shaving my head, it makes me look 10 years younger.
 
As long as you have hair to dye, congrats.

I'm approaching the point in my life where it's time to get silly with Minoxidil, or say fuck it, own the baldness, shave and shine it.
 
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