I'll take one for the team.......

[miles]

...and leave myself wide open for any kind of comeback. Here goes:

Which one of you ladies would like to be fucked by a somewhat semi-virile Libertarian who will also be your personal boy-toy/fuck-buddy?

Hurry while supplies last.

 

[Thumper]

*chirp*

I hear crickets....

 

[lavender]

 

[Adoratrice]

Since it looks as if your going to have some free time on your hands..........I guess I could let you come over and do my Laundry.

 

[Thumper]

Sorta like

Turtles stampedeing through peanut butter...

 

[Laurel]

"semi-virile"?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Which one of you ladies would like to be fucked by a somewhat semi-virile Libertarian who will also be your personal boy-toy/fuck-buddy?

I tried that exact line once on TWO ladies and it actually worked!

By the way, the winner was the right hand.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um, ooooooooookay. Which team? The GOP?

 

[Cheyenne]

You should have asked yesterday. Sorry. I've been fucked enough for one day, thank you.

 

[miles]

Time to score the responses

On a 1-5 scale


Thumper - 0 (I don't get it)

Lavy - 3.5 (extra credit for her new av)

Adoratrice - 4.0 (I don't do laundry)

Laurel - 0 (your answer can't be a question)

DCL - 4.5 (probably the closest to the truth)

Cheyenne - 3.0 (0 points for no answer, but extra credit for
having to listen to the rants of someone
who needs to be the center of attention)

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Is it over? Has the offer expired?

Darn. And I was just getting ready to respond.

Missed it by that much!

 

[miles]

Nope - it doesn't end until it's over

 

[MissTaken]

I like boy toys....

I can even manage to make do with "semi virile" in times of undeniable need.

However, if you spew anything political, libertarian or otherwise, while you are fucking me, I will roll over and play dead!

Good Luck, friend. I have to go find my toy!

 

[OUTSIDER]

You know the boy toy part sounds great. The libertarian part, not so much.

He's offering to shag yer brains out not talk about the bloody Kyoto agreement !?!


"Ack!!.....women can't live with em and not allowed to kill and bury them under the house"

 

[KillerMuffin]

*hiding the 10" black mambo vibrator behind her back*

Coming in for another try. Okay, miles darlin', if you can overlook my Republicanness, I can overlook your libertarianness. Wanna be my little love muffin?

 

[miles]

Scoring Update

Miss Taken - 0 - no conditional fucking
Outsider - 5.0 - LMAO!
Km - 4.5 - Libertarians have shwantzes, too

 

[lavender]

 

[miles]

lavender

You're a smart lady.....be creative

 

[shadowsource]

Thanks, Miles

I really appreciate your trying to help me find a lady. But I'm wholly virile. really. Your pal, S

...and leave myself wide open for any kind of comeback. Here goes:

Which one of you ladies would like to be fucked by a somewhat semi-virile Libertarian who will also be your personal boy-toy/fuck-buddy?

Hurry while supplies last.

 

[MissTaken]

Ooops!

a ZERO, goose egg, nada?

Hmmm guess this isn't my lucky day!



On to another fuck thread.........

 

[Thumper]

The sound of silence...

The crickets comment was a reference to that ever present sound they make that punctuates otherwise dead silence.

I was making fun of the lack of a stampede....a stampede later referenced with the turtles and peanut butter.

Can't believe I actually spent five minutes explaining this (I type slow)....I must be hard up for points....

 

[shadowsource]

But you're always so patient -

The crickets are back: chirp....