I'll stay on this fucking board until the pull the plug!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

And I'll never leave in a huff.

I can't leave - not until I piss off as many people as possible.

I am here until they remove me. Kickin' and screamin.'

 

[CoolCucumber]

Woo Hoo!!!! You go Sparky!!!
-CoolCucumber

 

[Weevil]

Good to know, Sparks. Wouldn't be Lit without a daily laugh from ya.

 

[Siren]

Yanking and pulling at Sparky's plug...

 

[SweetCherry]

Sparky, dear, I wouldn't let you leave anyhow! You know my crush would make you stay!

*eyes Sparky lustily*

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Make up your mind already...

First it was a toy now it has a plug. Hun I don't think you have had enough coffee today.
Sparky dear like you I am here till I die or Lit dies. Plus what would Lit be without Sparky. Like M&M's without the candy coating. But please don't make me yell out anymore windows.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Fuck 'em all....

I ain't leaving, either. Let the chickenshits run. I'm sticking around because I love it here!!!!


blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Blue?

We could be like Ernie Borgnine and Warren Oates in The Wild Bunch!!!!!

 

[Guest]

It's a good thing you ain't leavin' Sparky. This board needs a few of the fun people left.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

And I suppose that I am.....

Big Ernie, right?

blue

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Chains myself to sparky...

er...I'm not leaving either... *WEG*

 

[Mistress]

I'm not leaving...I almost did, but I stuck it out. Of course...that probably doesn't matter!

 

[fgarvb1]

GIVE'EM HELL SPARKY.!!

I'm not an old timier but i don't run off worth a damn.!

 

[CelestialBody]

Sparky's in luck

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ooooooh! Chains?

You know what that does to me.

 

[SweetCherry]

Sparky, it looks as if you have many female admireres!

 

[*bratcat*]

sparky, my love?

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

apparently

CB and I aren't leaving...and you like the chains?

lol

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

hey!

Licks and wiggles is my line CB!

Come on now...you steal EVERYTHING...and EveryONE...you know what I am talking bout...

HEHE

 

[CelestialBody]

You snooze...

 

[Renegade]

I can't leave - not until I piss off as many people as possible.

Fuckin 'A!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Thanks all - the support is a good thing.

I was in a Navy brig once and this guy - can't remember his name - got beligerent at lights out. He kept reading or something.

He did the "body limp thing" on the guards as they attempted to haul his ass to solitary.

He was not kicking and screaming - but it was very cool the way they dragged him by his belt loops down the hall - he laying on the floor, with propted elbow, one hand to his chin - and waving goodbye to us all with the other arm.

Ah the memories.

 

[Starfish]

Where is Sparky?

 

[Ezzy]

Sparky will go out of lit...

Carried by the two men in white coats...








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In a body bag on the way to the funeral home.




EZ