I'll share this because I thought it was funny

Croctden

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I was watching a rather poor version of "Robin Hood" last night but had this exchange:

Maid Marian: So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up?
Robin Hood: Could be a lashing.
Maid Marian: How many strokes?
Robin Hood: As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian: And then it's finished?
Robin Hood: That depends. Have you ever been lashed before?
Maid Marian: I've never had someone make me beg them to stop.
Robin Hood: Then you've never had a proper lashing.

Marian was Uma Thurman. Best scene in the movie.
 
LOL... that article on the onion was great! Too funny!

Thanks for sharing. :)

dixi
 
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