I'll pay you back

[Teenage Venus]

TV Virgin! Hugh.

"Welcome, Venus...
Slide on over and sit next to Lucky, I'll show you all there is to see here.
First thing's first (after you remove your shirt, of course) your virginity will fall away after a certain number of posts.
Any more information will cost you another article of clothing. If you aren't wearing much to begin with, it's no problem. I accept non-monetary forms of payment as well."

Whoa. Slow down. Let's get some things straight first, Lucky:
I don't sit down next to no gorgeous pussycat - I sit ON her. (And when she gets tired we change over.)

My virginity 'fell away' after only ONE 'post'. It may not have been a 'Lucky 11', but it was a damn good 10+ - 'cos I measured it.

If I paid for info by removing clothing I would know next to nothing. (I lived in a wierdo commune until I was 16. I had to wear a heavy tight bodice to hide my boobs, and ankle-length heavy home-spuns to cover the rest. I make up for that by going bra-less, and mostly panti-less, and wearing only mini-skirt and top.)

You seen my boobs; I got a tongue that would make me a fortune in ANY Cathouse ; and I've got the purtiest pussy and clit this side of the Milky Way, my gorgeous honey-pot.

As for payment: If you are of a monetory mind, stick the video on when we cum together (long-play tape), then offer it on sale on here, and you'll make a fortune.

I've got more than a sneaky feeling you would have few 'abstruse' thoughts once you'd 69'd with me, darling.



PS: Thanks Honey123

 

[Guest]

Uh oh.

*Sitting back in my comfy chair*

Lou

P.S. Hi Abs:

P.P.S. Hi and welcome to you, Venus.

 

[rgraham666]

I can tell Venus is going to fit right in her. I mean here.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: TV Virgin! Hugh.

Whoa. Slow down. Let's get some things straight first, Lucky:
I don't sit down next to no gorgeous pussycat - I sit ON her. (And when she gets tired we change over.)

My virginity 'fell away' after only ONE 'post'. It may not have been a 'Lucky 11', but it was a damn good 10+ - 'cos I measured it.

If I paid for info by removing clothing I would know next to nothing. (I lived in a wierdo commune until I was 16. I had to wear a heavy tight bodice to hide my boobs, and ankle-length heavy home-spuns to cover the rest. I make up for that by going bra-less, and mostly panti-less, and wearing only mini-skirt and top.)

You seen my boobs; I got a tongue that would make me a fortune in ANY Cathouse ; and I've got the purtiest pussy and clit this side of the Milky Way, my gorgeous honey-pot.

As for payment: If you are of a monetory mind, stick the video on when we cum together (long-play tape), then offer it on sale on here, and you'll make a fortune.

I've got more than a sneaky feeling you would have few 'abstruse' thoughts once you'd 69'd with me, darling.



PS: Thanks Honey123

First thing's first: Slow down? Not a chance.
Second: Your virginity HERE is coming along nicely...but soon to be TAKEN, rather than just fallen away.
Third: I never tire out, hence, no need for 'switching over'.
Fourth: Braless and pantiless move you into the non-monetary category of payment. I accept. Climb aboard.
Fifth: 10 + mwahahahaha... I begin at 11...
Sixth: Your 'sneaky feelings' are wrong. I have very un-abstruse feelings following a good 69...quite direct and focused indeed.

Things getting any clearer yet?

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Lou, Why does my name pop up in the oddest places, yet I have no clue as to why?

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou, Why does my name pop up in the oddest places, yet I have no clue as to why?

Strange, innit?

 

[Teenage Venus]

First thing's first: Slow down? Not a chance.
Second: Your virginity HERE is coming along nicely...but soon to be TAKEN, rather than just fallen away.
Third: I never tire out, hence, no need for 'switching over'.
Fourth: Braless and pantiless move you into the non-montary category of payment. I accept. Climb aboard.
Fifth: 10 + mwahahahaha... I begin at 11...
Sixth: Your 'sneaky feelings' are wrong. I have very un-abstruse feelings following a good 69...quite direct and focused indeed.

Things getting any clearer yet?

No1/ That's my kinda girl
No2/ Promises, promises
No3/ It's share and share alike with me, I like eating pussy too.
No4/ Seems like we may have a deal.
No5/ Guess yo is a bigger gal than me, 'cos 10's fine, but I tried this 12" one once, and THAT huuurt.
No 6/ Hey! I only have ONE thought after a good 69 - Let's 'play it again Sam'.

"Things getting any clearer yet?" - Don't know about with me, but I guess the odd guy on here is getting wanker's cramp

 

[Guest]

Hey, I'm not ODD!!!

Oh yeah, and I'm not a guy. I don't think...



Lou

 

[Liar]

No1/ That's my kinda girl
No2/ Promises, promises
No3/ It's share and share alike with me, I like eating pussy too.
No4/ Seems like we may have a deal.
No5/ Guess yo is a bigger gal than me, 'cos 10's fine, but I tried this 12" one once, and THAT huuurt.
No 6/ Hey! I only have ONE thought after a good 69 - Let's 'play it again Sam'.

"Things getting any clearer yet?" - Don't know about with me, but I guess the odd guy on here is getting wanker's cramp

Where do I place the pre-order for the DVD release?

#L, odd guy

 

[lucky-E-leven]

And the countdown has begun.

~lucky

Lou, you shouldn't be suffering from wanker's cramp so much as stroker's cramp. Need any help with that? I'll bring the virgin.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, I'm not ODD!!!

Oh yeah, and I'm not a guy. I don't think...



Lou

Last time I looked, you were still a girl. You didn't go to Thailand lately for one of those quickie switcharounds?

 

[Guest]

And the countdown has begun.

~lucky

Lou, you shouldn't be suffering from wanker's cramp so much as stroker's cramp. Need any help with that? I'll bring the virgin.



~lucky

Nah, I know someone who can handle me.

Lou

 

[Liar]

Hey, I'm not ODD!!!

Yes you are. Odd = sexy. Regular = booh-ring.

#L, odd?

 

[Guest]

Last time I looked, you were still a girl. You didn't go to Thailand lately for one of those quickie switcharounds?

No, but I did try strapping down my boobs for an afternoon. Didn't need much strapping...



Lou

 

[Guest]

Yes you are. Odd = sexy. Regular = booh-ring.

#L, odd?

Mwah!

Lou

 

[rgraham666]

Last time I looked, you were still a girl. You didn't go to Thailand lately for one of those quickie switcharounds?

Good God! I hope not!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, but I did try strapping down my boobs for an afternoon. Didn't need much strapping...



Lou

Cheers Mate!

 

[gauchecritic]

Oh yeah, and I'm not a guy. I don't think.

You might want to rephrase that Loulou.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Good God! I hope not!

And a *mwah* for you, too!

Lou

P.S. Where did Lucky go?

 

[Guest]

You might want to rephrase that Loulou.

Gauche

Hahaha!

Lou - brainless bint.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nah, I know someone who can handle me.

Lou

I've heard! Tall order, that. Handling you...

Though, I do love a challenge.



~lucky

 

[Teenage Venus]

Vibrant conversation

Need any help with that? I'll bring the virgin.

Not tonight darling. I'm in the uk right now. It's turned 11 pm. Time for bediby's, some more swatting - then some good vibrations


Catch you lovelies later

 

[Lisa Denton]

Ain't had much luck getting anything posted yet. (Maybe I'm too impatient - or just no good.) I've not had any luck finding any editor to comment either. I need to find out if the stories have any appeal to others or not]

Any of you guys fancy passing an honest opinion on any of my short stories? It seems pointless trying to post them if they are crap

I write from personal experiences., or things loosely based on fact. They mostly tend to shock, and some could be catagorised as horror.

I can email a couple of samples if anyone is interested!
I'll pay you back by reading/commenting (honest opinions) on some of your postings .

Anybody fancy helping a little girl out
http://www.justudare.com/meJune04.jpg

Hi Tevenus, I'n not a guy but I am a good reviewer. I'll make ya a deal. Up front I want to say I heard this from Colleen Thomas and didn't steal it but just borrowed. Lets do a 68, thats where you eat me out and I owe ya one. Ooooops, did I type that, my tongue keeps falling on my keyboard. What I mean is I'll read yours and give ya a free, no strings review. Let me know.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Vibrant conversation

Not tonight darling. I'm in the uk right now. It's turned 11 pm. Time for bediby's, some more swatting - then some good vibrations


Catch you lovelies later

Naughty dreams, love.

~lucky (tomorrow, then)

 

[Teenage Venus]

11" starter:

Naughty dreams, love.

- thanks: I awoke fulfilled

I wasn't kissing her...I was whispering in her mouth.

- now there is a 'tongue in cheek' comment if I ever heard one

Lisa:

Hi Tevenus, I'n not a guy but I am a good reviewer. I'll make ya a deal. Up front I want to say I heard this from Colleen Thomas and didn't steal it but just borrowed. Lets do a 68, thats where you eat me out and I owe ya one. Ooooops, did I type that, my tongue keeps falling on my keyboard. What I mean is I'll read yours and give ya a free, no strings review. Let me know.

How could I refuse either offer I'll take you up - or go down - on them. I'll post you a couple of samples.
Thanks.

To all:
Thanks for your reading offers. I've now got sufficent volunteers.
Thanks for your other offers All will receive due consideration