I'll be gone for about a week . . .

teddybear4play

better when i'm drunk
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I work double shifts tomorrow and Wednesday, then Thursday morning I leave for Las Vegas. I won't be back until next Monday.

Any advice, love notes, marriage proposals, etc. can be left here. I'll read them today.

I'll miss you all. Well, OK, most of you. :D

TB4p
 
lovetoread said:
Bring me back a gift. ;)

Have a good time in Vegas.
Well, the way I see it, one of two things will happen: I'll either have a great time by losing all my money, so I won't be able to get you a gift; or I'll have a great time by winning a shitload of money, then I can get everyone gifts. :)

TB4p
 
KillerMuffin said:
I know you won't miss me a bit.

Have fun anyway.
I wouldn't say that, KM. I'll probably think of your regular av every time I see some showgirl with her little panty-type thing going way up her butt. ;)

TB4p
 
teddybear4play said:
Depends. Will you do a showgirl dance for me?

:D Just kidding. ;)

TB4p

It all depends on how much you win, and how much you are willing to give me :D


oh and I LOVE your av.
 
StrawberryPez said:
It all depends on how much you win, and how much you are willing to give me :D

oh and I LOVE your av.
I think we can definitely arrange something. :devil::rose:

TB4p
 
Hooray! I'm back!

And I have all sorts of interesting stories. Too bad I can't tell anyone a few of them. ;)

TB4p
 
Re: hey no fair!

peachykeen said:
c'mon c'mon, telllllllllllll us
Okay, I made a royal horse's ass out of myself in front of one of the cocktail waitresses. She was at one end of the craps table stooping to clear empty drinks and full ashtrays, and I had a pretty decent view down the front of her dress. So I remarked to one of the other guys (keep in mind, I was three or four sheets to the wind by this point) that I would be happy to donate some of my empty bottles and cigarette butts to that end of the table so she could come by and stoop to clear it off.

Unfortunately, she had made her way around the table and was right behind me when I made my lovely chauvinistic comments. So I gave her a $5 tip, considering it jackass tax.

Want more?

TB4p
 
go on, tell me one more of yours and I'll tell you one of mine. I've only been once, matter of fact it was exactly a year ago this week, but oh my god, what a week.
 
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