Ignore, this is a Test.

[Black_Bird]

If you ever want to get *everybodies* attention on Lit, just say these five little words.

 

[Black_Bird]

oops... I just realized that everybody in that thread is him.

Now I feel like a ripe ass. I'm going back to bed. *sigh*

 

[Guest]

Did someone say ripe?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Take me with you!!

Sure thing! Can we take RD with us too? You know, two can be as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number one.

 

[Guest]

Yea! Take me, too!

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

You know, I think Laurel might be right... not that she's often wrong, it's just that this particular instance of being right is so damn nice...

Flirting is good for you. It should be one of the basic food groups.

Love you two... thanks, you've made me feel a lot better.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I'm sure if you'd let us use your body, you'd feel even better!

Seriously though, if there's anything I can ever do to help you smile, let me know.

 

[Black_Bird]

Heck, honey. If you will give us a chance, we could try for excellent.

I'm sure you would...

My new permanent zip code would be "Cloud 9."

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Threesome marriage? Fly to some island and just have mad passionate sex inbetween long stints of lounging infront of the ocean with a drink in hand? Anyone up for this?

 

[Guest]

YES!

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I like it when ladies say "yes"; it usually means I get to do something naughty.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Anyway, ladies... I'm going to go back to bed to dream of the two of you.

Unfortunately, I have only four hours of sleep under me, and I've been awake since seven in the morning. Definetly need some down time. Good night Rainy... Good night Lioness.

 

[Guest]

Sweet dreams, darlin!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Fuck off Magick boy...

 

[Black_Bird]

Fuck off Magick boy...

Excuse me? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.

 

[Guest]

Hey! You didn't really go to bed. It was a ploy for naughty torture from the ladies!

 

[Dillinger]

Of course he didn't go to sleep. He was waiting to lure this poor Widow's sun into revealing some more secrets to fuel his nefarious plotting.

 

[Black_Bird]

And niether did the two of you... I went down stairs and had a drink... then lit addiction took over and I had to peek in again - which is when I saw this fucktard call me "magick boy." I don't even use magic cream... The nerve!