Ignore The Andra_Jenny Show

[Andra_Jenny]

Even though you cannot. If you are new to the show, welcome aboard! For those of you whom hate the show, welcome aboard!

Sometimes I do not know who I am, the most hated member of the board or the dumbest. Why do I say that? Because I am not book smart. You know, the term you used to deride those with whom had all the knowin’ of all the things, but would still flash $100.00 bills in the airport? I am the dimmest bulb, the shortest stump, the guy/gal who got to school on the short bus…

Having said all that, why do I have the liberals on the run?

Tactics, my dear reader, tactics.

I worship James Carville, the smartest man on two continents, maybe more.

In thread after thread, my view has been shouted down, I have been declared the occupant of a virtual reality. None of the liberals wish to talk to me, and most of them do not wish to talk to you ever! How many of you have gotten onto the political threads and just been absolutely flamed and denigrated by the leftists and the liberals? Tell me! I will help you hunt them down, and I will again patiently explain their tactics to you. But most importantly, I will listen to your view, unless you are a troll (unregistered) and play off it the best I can, in other words, I am the host with the most

TOLORENCE!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

The topic for this weekend’s show is a parable relied to me by one of our region’s top martial artists. Here is the story as related to me, I will tell it in the first person…

I was in a tournament, and one of the unusual, nay even, bizarre rules was that if you stepped out of bounds, then you lost a point, no matter what happened, you lost a point because you had stepped off the roof, so to speak. Well hell, when two black belts square off, the focus and the concentration are absolutely incredible. Since most tournaments occur on a gymnasium floor and the lines are usually just tape added to the painted lines, well one can see how almost impossible it is to know exactly where one is. It is not at all like the comfort of the ring.

The match was special because I was fighting my teacher, and all things being equal, somewhat like that one day when you finally stand up to your father’s beatings, and most teachers being bullies (the occidental way), I rather did want to teach him a thing or two. At one point, the fighting got hot and heavy, we mixed it up with no result and the call, “Break” came. To my consternation, I was out of bounds, but so was my teacher and in one of those moments which must occur without no thought, I yelled, pointed at my instructor’s feet, and then, without moving my body, jerked my feet back within the line. The center ref looked down at sensei’s feet, then looked at mine, and awarded me the point…

The lesson this black belt taught me (and that the world learned with the likes of Hitler and Stalin) is that when someone points a finger at you and declares you guilty of something, it is usually a cover for what they themselves are doing.

And on this board, all sorts of people have been pointing fingers at me…

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Stay tuned for Wednesday’s big expose on one of our most prolific board leftists! We’ve tracked one of them to their nest, and you will never believe what we found!

And… be proud you are an Andra_Jenny reader!

 

[CelestialBody]

Adding my two cents.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Oh God,

I am so glad you are here, I love fencing...


since it is a truism that the party out of power always gains seats (your words, not mine), what is your prediction for the Senate in the next election? And I worship Carville so I never talk above my audience like some people.


Be proud you are an Andra_Jenny reader!

and remember, you are smarter than me and I will let you teach,

if you can teach!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

PS Celeste The Body...

Everything you read was written in Word!


so all mistakes are on purpose...



have a nice day sweetie!

 

[Guest]

Ignore the Andra_Jenny show...

well that's quite easy- I don't think anyone was paying attention to it in the first place.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

But not unlike the talk show host...

I am simply amazed at the people who must write in to tell me they are not reading...

BE PROUD YOU ARE AN Andra_Jenny READER!


The host/s with the most slash/s

[for the Body, that is read the host slash "s" with the most slash "s."

 

[Andra_Jenny]

and for our dear reader Celeste,

whatsa matter honey, question too hard?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

after a quick commercial break…

Me and, me and Paula Jones, Paula Jones,
we have a thing in com_mon…

If some one calls us stupid, as in trailer park trash or similar, and humiliates us, we will go to the ends of the earth to settle a score, even if we have to take down the president of the United States, who incidentally, only had to say he was sorry to make her go away…